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Being a celebrity is almost unimaginably better than being a non-famous person like you and I are. It’s basically like having a FastPass that works for whole world and not just Disney World. Everything in your life is top of the line, from the restaurants you enjoy to the parties you get invited to. Millions of people love you and...
When you see a “Beware of Dog” sign, the message is pretty clear: stay out of this yard, or a dog will attack you. These signs serve as both a warning to the public, and a way for the dog owner to avoid liability in case someone does venture into their yard and gets mauled by their vicious labradoodle. Dogs are really the only pet...
Naming your pet is one of the first big decisions you’ll make as a pet owner. It’s important to think carefully about what you want to be yelling at 3 a.m. while your furry little buddy rummages through the neighbor’s trash cans. Often, people pick their pet’s name based on the pet’s personality or what the pet looks...
We’ve all heard the phrase “the customer is always right,” and we all know this phrase is complete b.s. Spoken as a customer myself, customers are universally impatient, demanding brats whose sole purpose is to make retail workers’ lives miserable. “The customer is always right” is a tool used by managers to...
Having a premature baby is one of the most stressful experiences a parent can go through, but father Matt Mac managed to find some humor in the situation–by Photoshopping his new baby Ryan into various “manly” situations. Ryan was born nine weeks early, weighing only three pounds. Two years earlier, when Matt’s daughter was...
It’s always a good idea to be civil to your neighbors. First of all, it’s just the right thing to do–nobody wants to be treated rudely, so treating others well is pretty basic Golden Rule stuff. Second, it’s good for your health and sanity. Minimizing conflict and at least pretending to be friendly just makes...
What are the “classic” potato chip flavors. Besides original, salt & vinegar is definitely on the list. As is sour cream & onion. BBQ for sure. If you’re feeling adventurous, you might put cheddar & sour cream on there. And that’s about it. Of course, there are many, many more available flavors than those five,...
The American version of The Office is one of the most successful sitcoms of the 21st century, airing 201 episodes over nine seasons, from 2005 to 2013. There are many reasons why the show worked. It was damn funny, and the cast and writers were some of the most talented ever. The show’s themes of the misery of working life, and the...
Whether you love the Kardashians or hate ’em, America’s first family is unavoidable. After dominating the tabloids, the Calabasas clan has conquered the worlds of television, cosmetics, merchandise, apps, and more. They’re so wealthy that we don’t even know how much they’re worth collectively. We do know that each of...
It’s a fact of life: all of us want our homes to smell like KFC gravy at all times. But what we want and what’s possible are two different things. Sure, you could buy several buckets of gravy a day and leave them at strategic locations around your home, but that would get expensive and messy. Having a home that permanently smells...