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A question for all the parents out there: are your kids obsessed with Frozen and has it completely overtaken your life, day in and day out? It sure seems that way for a lot of folks, because kids are pretty wrapped up in this Disney film and its sequel. It certainly seems to be the case for these parents… 1. It’s true. The song Love...
Are you ready to see some cute/funny/mischievous kitty cats! I know I am! Well, what are you waiting for?!?! Go ahead and get started! 1. Move along. I guess this is her chair now byu/SicWilly666 inaww 2. I’ll be two shelves below the soy sauce. Everytime we open the fridge, he does this and I don’t know why. byu/Inepsy2489 inaww 3....
Moms and dads: we understand that you love your children unconditionally, but we also realize that some days feel like never-ending journeys to the bottomless pits of Hell because you’re about to lose your minds. We’re here for you! These tweets will make you forget about your woes for a bit and will provide you with some much-needed...
It’s sad, but a lot of people get dumped around the holidays for one reason or another. The pressure, the fighting, family issues. There are a lot of potential excuses for doing the deed. These folks shared funny, punny, probably-not-real-but-who-can-say #ChristmasBreakupExcuses for all of us to enjoy. Ho Ho Ho! 1. I see what you did...
Take my money! Just take it! I’ll be honest, I have a tendency to spend my money on stupid things. For example, I recently just ordered a 5-pack of headlamps from Amazon. A 5-PACK. Even I recognize that headlamps don’t need to be sold in a 5-pack, and I bought the 5-pack! Though I guess you never know when you and your friends will get...
Do you have any really strong opinions about food that might cause people to argue and debate with you? I have one: I like to eat salami rolled up with cream cheese inside. I’ve caught a lot of flack for that for some reason… Let’s begin! 1. Cereal killer. Put the milk before the cereal — Flintor June 23, 2019 2. You...
College professors sure are a unique breed, aren’t they? They’re smart, they’re passionate, they’re eccentric… And by eccentric, we mean that a lot of them are just plain weird. Let’s celebrate the interesting lives of professors with some funny tweets at their expense. 1. Whatever… My professor after I...
So you’re telling me a… Have you seen these jokes all over the place? They’re pretty darn funny and they border on the absurd in a lot of cases. But that makes a good joke, right? Absurdity is great! Enjoy these, won’t ya? 1. That’s exactly what...
Seth Casteel is a photographer, writer, and animal activist, but he’s perhaps best known for his photos of dogs diving underwater for toys. And why not? These pics are wonderful! If you’ve ever played around with your pooch in a pool or in the ocean, you know you’ve seen these goofy faces before. Enjoy and be sure to check out...
Remember those date nights before you got married? Those evenings were hot, sultry, and full of romance. Now that you’ve tied the knot? Maybe not so hot anymore… Sleep! Now that’s exciting! Enjoy these hilarious tweets about how date night…kind of fizzles out after you get married. 1. So happy together. wife & I...