Take my money! Just take it!
I’ll be honest, I have a tendency to spend my money on stupid things. For example, I recently just ordered a 5-pack of headlamps from Amazon. A 5-PACK. Even I recognize that headlamps don’t need to be sold in a 5-pack, and I bought the 5-pack!
Though I guess you never know when you and your friends will get stuck in a cave…or something.
Do you do this, too? If so, these tweets will speak to your soul.
1. Ask and you shall receive.
She thinks I'm foolish with money
"He used our life savings to buy a tiger"
YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CAT, KAREN
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) June 14, 2017
2. This was necessary.
WIFE:There's NOTHING else u could've spent our money on?
ME [putting a tuxedo on my pug] obviously there is but he doesn't suit casual wear
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 13, 2017
3. That makes sense.
me: ya of course i'll pay a $8 delivery fee
also me: 35¢ for potato? no no no no no no no no
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 8, 2017
4. You have your priorities.
If only I was as invested in budgeting and staying money-conscious as I am with the Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson engagement news.
— ella marie cajayon (@ellatweetedthis) June 11, 2018
5. Don’t do it!
— mistlehoe (@allend0rk) April 17, 2018
u bums are still spending $6.50 on starbucks fraps omg…. grow up and spend $6.50 on boba like the rest of us cultured adults
— megan (@littlestwayne) August 10, 2017
7. Just keep it to yourself.
Slot machines seem like such an obvious waste of money to me… but I bought an "ugly sweater" just for a party… so I can't really say shit.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 7, 2016
8. Why not?
Me: I need to save my money and stop spending it on pointless junk!
Me 5 minutes later: I should buy a chain belt that reads B O A T D I V A
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) June 2, 2018
9. The big time.
I would like to think money won’t change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 2, 2018
10. I’d like to forget it.
* Woman buying wine and cookies
"Do you want your receipt?"
"Does this look like a transaction I want to remember."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) June 8, 2018
11. That’s an essential.
“I’m only spending money on essentials”
Also me: pic.twitter.com/GqbOt8IZyU
— adam.the.creator (@AdamPadilla) March 26, 2018
12. That’s not a good feeling.
When you can't stop spending money on food pic.twitter.com/QaFvtDXz3S
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) July 4, 2015
13. You did your best!
I only spent $9,842 on bras and panties at the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale. Nothing like saving money.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 29, 2017
Do us a favor: in the comments, tell us the last really dumb thing you spent your money on. Let’s see if we can out-do each other!