It’s sad, but a lot of people get dumped around the holidays for one reason or another. The pressure, the fighting, family issues. There are a lot of potential excuses for doing the deed.
These folks shared funny, punny, probably-not-real-but-who-can-say #ChristmasBreakupExcuses for all of us to enjoy. Ho Ho Ho!
1. I see what you did there.
I just wanna be by my elf. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— emceekayvee (@emceekayvee) December 9, 2016
2. I knew this one was coming.
You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Lester Zeor (@LesterZeor) December 9, 2016
3. Not a good thing to hear.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses you don't make my bells jingle anymore
— DKT (@darleneturner53) December 9, 2016
I need someone who is nice list in the streets, naughty list in the sheets. #ChristmasBreakupExcuses
— April Lavalle (@imatoofbrush) December 9, 2016
5. That’s pretty good.
It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— T-Dub (@Norseman86) December 9, 2016
6. Oh, no!
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses: Someone else is stuffing my stocking. pic.twitter.com/AsWTr009hB
— Difficult People (@DifficultOnHulu) December 9, 2016
7. It’s hard to explain.
— ?????? Black Coffee In Bed On Black Friday (@mwgfla) December 9, 2016
8. Sounds likely.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I got a job as a backup elf so I have to move to the North Pole.
— Tonto_Kawalski (@TONTOKAWALSKI) December 9, 2016
9. This is legit.
You refuse to celebrate #Festivus…The real holiday to be celebrated. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses pic.twitter.com/SRoq8cP92a
— ??StevenEveral?? (@StevenEveral) December 9, 2016
10. Fun with words! Oh, and we’re done.
Your presents is no longer needed.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Saw a little cloud that looked a little like me (@SethFromThe716) December 9, 2016
11. It’s Opposite Day.
You know that song "all I want for Christmas is you"? Well it's like the opposite of that. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Jamie Lynn ??♀️ (@jamielynn8282) December 9, 2016
12. Showed her.
You told me Santa Claus wasn't real.
I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) December 9, 2016
13. Classy move.
My phone's being disconnected in January, so we need to break up now while I can still text you this. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Brian Whelmingly (@Chewbacca_Sound) December 9, 2016
14. That’s harsh.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses your candy cane just isn't big enough for me
— Dave (@dgelhar50) December 9, 2016
15. This is a good one to finish with.
The Stockings were hung by the chimney w/care…
Then I discovered your legs needed Nair.
— Alan (@DerbyWill) December 10, 2016
They’re Grinches! All of ’em, I tell ya!
Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a holiday breakup? Tell us about it in the comments.