So you’re telling me a…

Have you seen these jokes all over the place? They’re pretty darn funny and they border on the absurd in a lot of cases.

But that makes a good joke, right? Absurdity is great!

Enjoy these, won’t ya?

1. That’s exactly what happened.

https://twitter.com/emiilywrld/status/1024803310879088640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fso-youre-telling-me-a-jokes-from-twitter

2. Can you imagine?

so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans

— Chase (@chaselyons) October 20, 2019

3. Just like family.

https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1186443342315433985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fso-youre-telling-me-a-jokes-from-twitter

4. Damn right.

so you're telling me a monster made this mash

— chris (@BassoonJokes) October 22, 2019

5. Unfortunately, yes.

So you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread?

— Raul Bloodworth (@lessthanxero) March 20, 2019

6. Get a little offensive now…

https://twitter.com/FymCuh/status/1185997219721285642?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fso-youre-telling-me-a-jokes-from-twitter

7. Loved the hell out of it.

So you’re telling me a meat loved this pizza?

— DEVOUR Foods (@devourfoods) November 11, 2019

8. The whole thing.

so you’re telling me a reader digested this?

— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) August 27, 2019

9. Not bad in the kitchen, actually.

So ur telling me a bush baked these beans

— Good Bean Jokes (@goodbeanjokes) January 7, 2019

10. And it tasted…kinda weird.

So you’re telling me,,, a urinal baked this cake?

— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) June 14, 2019

Do you have some of your own solid jokes like this?

Share them with us in the comments, please!