So you’re telling me a…
Have you seen these jokes all over the place? They’re pretty darn funny and they border on the absurd in a lot of cases.
But that makes a good joke, right? Absurdity is great!
Enjoy these, won’t ya?
1. That’s exactly what happened.
So you mean to tell me that a shrimp fried this rice
— Em ? (@emiilywrld) August 1, 2018
2. Can you imagine?
so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans
— Chase (@chaselyons) October 20, 2019
3. Just like family.
u telling me an oatmeal raised this cookie
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) October 22, 2019
4. Damn right.
so you're telling me a monster made this mash
— chris (@BassoonJokes) October 22, 2019
5. Unfortunately, yes.
So you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
— Raul Bloodworth (@lessthanxero) March 20, 2019
6. Get a little offensive now…
So you’re telling me a whore made this chata?
— ? (@FymCuh) October 20, 2019
7. Loved the hell out of it.
So you’re telling me a meat loved this pizza?
— DEVOUR Foods (@devourfoods) November 11, 2019
8. The whole thing.
so you’re telling me a reader digested this?
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) August 27, 2019
9. Not bad in the kitchen, actually.
So ur telling me a bush baked these beans
— Good Bean Jokes (@goodbeanjokes) January 7, 2019
10. And it tasted…kinda weird.
So you’re telling me,,, a urinal baked this cake?
— Brendan Fraser Hype Beast (w/ a mind for business) (@sug_knight) June 14, 2019
Do you have some of your own solid jokes like this?
Share them with us in the comments, please!