15 Tweets For Anyone Whose One True Love Is Pizza
We live in divided times, but if there’s one thing that can truly unite all people’s of the world, it’s pizza. It’s great for lunch. It’s great for dinner. It’s even great cold for breakfast the next morning! Pizza is the pinnacle of human culinary achievement, and there’s literally no way to mess it...
15 Celebrities Who Ruled Halloween
Celebrities! They’re just like us. Well, except for how they have more money than us. And more charisma, more talent, better looks, more influence, more access to power, and they go to way cooler parties. So maybe they’re not really like us at all–unless it’s Halloween. Because it turns out celebrities enjoy...
This Is What One Million Gets You In L.A.
Move to sunny Los Angeles! I’ve lived here for almost a decade now, and I can say from personal experience that it’s a great city to start a career and a family and a whole new life for yourself! Sorry, I should have said, “It’s a great city…if you have enough money that you can swim in it, Scrooge McDuck style. Los...
15 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes For The Procrastinator In All Of Us
Yesterday we featured some creative and clever homemade Halloween costumes made by overachievers. Today, we’re featuring the opposite: costumes that someone clearly threw together at the very last minute. The kind of costume you get when you forget it’s Halloween and grab whatever’s available. A few of these costumes have the...
Retirement Home Treats Residents To A Dinner Served By Scantily Clad Butlers
Lots of us are reluctant to pursue our dreams. We believe that our dreams are too unrealistic, too likely to fail, and thus we never go after them. Well, friends, I’m here to tell you: never give up on your dreams, because they can always come true. Just ask the ladies of the Milton Lodge retirement home, who recently enjoyed a catered...
15 Homemade Halloween Costumes That Put Store-Bought Ones To Shame
Halloween is only a couple weeks away, and if you’re like me, you haven’t even begun to think about your costume yet. And let’s be honest: we probably won’t start thinking about our costume until noon of the 31st at the very earliest. At that point, we’ll be forced to either pay through the nose for a store-bought...
Check Out This Bonkers Commercial For Sylvester Stallone’s Pen & Wristwatch Collection
Everyone’s faced this problem before: you look at your wristwatch, and while it does accurately tell you the time, it doesn’t have any golden skulls or snakes attached to it. Even worse, Sylvester Stallone was not involved in the watch’s production in any way. Well friends, I’m here to tell you that this problem has been...
Is Your Nose Always Cold? Get A Nose Warmer
Modern human beings have been around for about 200,000 years. In that time we’ve survived an ice age, we’ve explored both poles of our planet, and we’ve scaled Mount Everest. And somehow, we did it all without a way to keep our noses warm. Until now, that is. Introducing: the nose warmer. Photo Credit: The Nose Warmer...
10 Stand-up Jokes That Introverts Will Love
When a fellow introvert speaks the truth, you know you get that warm fuzzy feeling side. If you belong to the introvert tribe, you’ll love these jokes from stand-up comedians. 1. An interesting take Photo Credit: Tumblr 2. Anxiety rules all Photo Credit: Tumblr 3. Might be offensive to some Photo Credit: Tumblr 4. Right on the money Photo...
20 Funny and Unexpected Things That Happened at the Hospital
Judging by the things that took place in this article, hospitals don’t really have to be all doom and gloom. I, for one, absolutely despise setting foot in hospitals, and these even made me laugh. 1. “This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly” Photo Credit: Reddit 2. “I Think I Have Found The Worst Game...