15 Funny Tweets from Parents Who Are Totally over the Holidays
Parents…at least you can take comfort in the fact that we’re in the home stretch right now. The holidays have been long and stressful, but now there’s an end in sight. So put your shoulders back, put a smile on your face, and power through! It’ll be 2020 in no time! 1. The “updated” list. Have kids so you can...
Funny Tweets About the Chaos of Office Holiday Parties
Working 9 to 5 in an office can be a soul-sucker but there’s always one cool, positive thing on the horizon…the office holiday party. They usually spin wildly out of control, and you never know what’s gonna happen on that night. Will Bob from Accounting take off his pants again? Will Judy from Shipping and Receiving spike the...
Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets About Christmas Wish Lists
You know what time it is. It’s time to double-check those Christmas wish lists your kiddos gave you so you can make sure they have the best holiday ever…or at least until they present you with next year’s list… Let’s take a deep dive into some hilarious Christmas lists from kids who will hopefully get everything they...
Funny Jokes About White Elephant Parties
Have you ever been to a White Elephant party before? Or perhaps you call it a Yankee Swap or a Dirty Santa party? They’re a lot of fun – folks bring gifts to trade, and guests have the option to “steal” gifts from other people. It can get heated, and it’s even more fun when there are totally inappropriate presents...
Here Are Some Hilarious Tweets from the Ladies That You Should Check Out
I’m probably not telling you something you already don’t know, but the ladies are crushing it with humor on social media. It seems like every day we’re introduced to more hilarious women on Twitter who genuinely make us laugh. And here are 15 more examples. 1. Story of my life. what the hell did i do all day: a holiday...
Obsessed with Pizza? Then These Tweets Are for You!
I’m gonna go on the record here…I’m obsessed with pizza. Like, it’s kind of a problem. I can eat it every day for every meal, even breakfast. I don’t do that, of course, but I can dream, can’t I…? If you’re on Team Pizza with me, these tweets are going to make a whole lot of sense. PS: I’m...
Funny Tweets That Really Understand Shopping at Trader Joe’s
Trader Joe’s is not just a grocery store. IT’S A WAY OF LIFE. Okay? And, if we’re being honest, I’m a member of this tribe. I try to avoid it during busy hours, but I do like a lot of the stuff you can get at Trader Joe’s. Two-Buck Chuck wine? C’mon…it’s pretty hard to beat. Oh, and I’m a big...
These Tweets Sum up the Differences Between Cat People and Dog People
Are you a cat person or a dog person? Your preference between the two pets can say a lot about your personality and about your life. While you ponder that incredibly important decision, let’s take a look at some funny tweets about this topic… 1. This is accurate in a scary way. [dog people] here’s my angel Rex! he knows 19 tricks...
15 Funny Tweets from the Ladies
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: there is a never-ending supply of hilarious women on Twitter who bring the funny on a regular basis. Ready for another round from some hilarious women? Let’s go! 1. That’s pretty...
15 Random Tweets for Your Enjoyment
Ready for some randomness? Ready for some laughter? Well, let’s combine the two of them and laugh our asses off! What are you waiting for? Let’s get started! 1. What a...