I’m probably not telling you something you already don’t know, but the ladies are crushing it with humor on social media.
It seems like every day we’re introduced to more hilarious women on Twitter who genuinely make us laugh.
And here are 15 more examples.
1. Story of my life.
what the hell did i do all day: a holiday memoir
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) November 30, 2019
2. You made the right choice.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I stayed on the couch with my snacks where it matters.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 2, 2019
3. Thanks a lot…
Imagine getting murdered and u go to heaven and god is like “they turned ur gruesome death story into a podcast lol”
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 2, 2019
4. I’m here to judge you.
my neighbor right before he tells me what’s wrong w my lawn pic.twitter.com/9440i86ja9
— deck the halls w kimmymonte ❄️ (@KimmyMonte) November 30, 2019
5. What a loser!
I just saw someone pay cash for a shirt like it was 2001
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 3, 2019
6. Get in on the action.
“baby yoda is a bad bitch!” – me at brunch, having seen 0.00 episodes of the mandalorian
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) December 1, 2019
7. I think it is.
Is it normal halfway through barre class to wish for death
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) December 1, 2019
8. Always entertaining.
my gift to my therapist is that she is never bored
— tiffany (@radioheadass) December 1, 2019
9. Not a fan?
This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten pic.twitter.com/XTSFI5u1fr
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 4, 2019
10. I’m NOT on your side.
i do not trust any living soul who genuinely enjoys drinking sparkling water this is nonnegotiable
— gaymer (@legallyines) December 6, 2019
11. Total propaganda.
Chronicles of Narnia ain't nothing but propaganda. Here I thought Turkish Delight was the best dessert ever and that shit ain't nothing but a powdery gummy bear.
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) December 1, 2019
12. Dial Cat 9-1-1.
cat 911: what’s your emergency
cat: there’s a cup on the counter and i wanna knock it over
911: ok
cat: but human told me not to
911: you gotta knock it over
cat: i gotta knock it over
911: KNOCK IT OVER
cat: AHHH I KNOCKED IT OVER
911: feel better
cat: much thanks
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) December 6, 2019
13. They have no idea.
if someone tells you they're a consultant and you say "what does that mean" they literally cannot tell you
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) December 5, 2019
14. A new friend?
Dakota Johnson if you’re reading this I appreciate the chaos in which you thrive and I’m free to hang out most nights and weekends
— Kate Royal (@theroyalistkate) December 1, 2019
15. It’s always the same, isn’t it?
Every time I find out about a new straight relationship, I go to Insta to see the discrepancy between when she start posting him, and when he started posting her. *chefs kiss* every time.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) December 2, 2019
Those are some ferociously funny females!