We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: there is a never-ending supply of hilarious women on Twitter who bring the funny on a regular basis.
Ready for another round from some hilarious women?
Let’s go!
1. That’s pretty impressive.
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1196103825783955456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1196103825783955456&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F22-tweets-women-week-smile%2F
2. Your choice…
Your choice for breakfast at the airport is a fourteen hundred calorie breakfast sandwich or half a napkin.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 22, 2019
3. No way in Hell.
No witch has all four:
-The cow as white as milk
-the cape as red as blood
-the hair as yellow as corn
-the slipper as pure as gold— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) November 19, 2019
4. My life story.
what the hell did i do all day: a holiday memoir
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) November 30, 2019
5. I wouldn’t say “like”…
Guy: can I get your number
Me: thanks but I'm a lesbian
Guy: oh so u like girls?
Me: I never said I liked them
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) November 22, 2019
6. Why aren’t you covering this?
https://twitter.com/hunktears/status/1197585541253881856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1197585541253881856&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F22-tweets-women-week-smile%2F
7. Wait, it’s not…?
Imma tell my kids this was Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/uZFHmKiaf4
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) November 20, 2019
8. Better than ranch.
i deep conditioned with mayonnaise and now i’m being followed by a swarm of midwesterners
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) November 21, 2019
9. Taking care of myself.
“It’s self care” -me having a nervous breakdown
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 18, 2019
10. Drop the zero.
https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1197259859655135234?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1197259859655135234&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F22-tweets-women-week-smile%2F
11. Wow…
Pls don’t tell anyone 😳 but I want the duo lingo owl to dominate me 🤫
— Latina Fey (@yung_nihilist) November 20, 2019
12. Hahahaha. On point.
the new little women movie is the avengers for girls who came out as bi in the last two years
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 22, 2019
13. Seems simple enough.
https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1196959881397506048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1196959881397506048&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F22-tweets-women-week-smile%2F
14. This is important.
If I ever go into a coma, please, and I can’t stress this enough, please wax my mustache
— lili michelle لیلی (@lilsmichelle) November 20, 2019
15. That’s kind of disturbing.
Me: I rode horses as a kid but I’m not one of those crazy horse girls or anything
Also me: https://t.co/SEG62CoOud
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) November 18, 2019
LOLz for DAYz. Am I right?