Are you a cat person or a dog person? Your preference between the two pets can say a lot about your personality and about your life.
While you ponder that incredibly important decision, let’s take a look at some funny tweets about this topic…
1. This is accurate in a scary way.
[dog people] here’s my angel Rex! he knows 19 tricks & brings me my slippers every morning!
[cat people] this is Princess Murder who lets me live with her.she pees on everything i love. her interests include screaming & eating bugs. when she asks me to kill for her i will say yes
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 23, 2019
2. Complete transformations.
The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.
— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) June 23, 2018
3. That is kinda weird…
Isn’t is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like “goldendoodle” this or “chihuahua mix” that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it’s just like “an orange one”
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) September 12, 2019
4. Don’t even bother.
The difference between dog owners and cat owners is cat owners know no one wants to see pictures of their pet in the snow.
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) January 29, 2014
5. Dabbling in conspiracy theories.
You, a dog person: dogs are so good & their love is so pure
Me, a cat person/intellectual: CATS HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED SINCE THE DAWN OF THE BLACK DEATH, DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE YOUR ANTI-CAT AGENDA, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) May 14, 2018
6. Can’t we all just get along?
dog people hate cats and cat people hate people
— ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀʙᴇᴀᴛssᴄɪssᴏʀs ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (@paperbeatstweet) August 7, 2018
7. Yeah, pretty much…
"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
8. You work for them now.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) August 11, 2014
9. That might be pushing it a bit.
Cat people: “People who don’t like cats only hate them because they’re scared of their power & fear their superior intelligence. They’re scared of an animal with independence unlike a fucking servile pathetic dog.”
Cat: *gets tangled in the blind* x
— ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ (@PaulDock93) December 29, 2018
10. Both are true, technically.
My cat is a damn anarchist. (Spellcheck tried to correct that to "My cat is a damn antichrist." Spellcheck is a dog person.)
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) January 24, 2017
11. Don’t touch…or even look.
Dog owner: oh, don’t worry, he’s friendly! He loves people! He’s just a big old softie angel baby and he would never hurt a fly
Cat owner: he’s a literal monster. Try not to make eye contact with him or otherwise upset him. He will literally eat your face and then LAUGH about it
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 6, 2019
12. Not a lot of gray area.
cat people: I like cats more but dogs are cool
dog people: cats are the DEVIL !!! I had a cat once and it ATE MY GRANDMA
— ella (@ellaharg) September 4, 2019
13. Never happens.
Does anyone else notice how cat people are absolutely convinced that their cat is THE CAT that will convince dog people they like cats??
— Steph George? (@stephgeorge23) September 7, 2019
14. This one!
DOG PEOPLE: I like having a loyal, friendly companion.
CAT PEOPLE: I like cleaning up shit and being ignored.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 17, 2015
15. Time to shed a tear.
Coming home to a dog VS to a cat
— 9GAG (@9GAG) May 23, 2019
So which side do you fall on?
You have to pick one! You can’t be neutral!