Working 9 to 5 in an office can be a soul-sucker but there’s always one cool, positive thing on the horizon…the office holiday party.
They usually spin wildly out of control, and you never know what’s gonna happen on that night.
Will Bob from Accounting take off his pants again? Will Judy from Shipping and Receiving spike the eggnog? Will there be any fistfights between different departments?
You just never know!!!
1. That’s never a good thing to hear.
Every coworker I've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "there he is" or "how did the rest of your night go?" so that's a good sign I think
— noam (@noampao) December 12, 2019
2. We survived…somehow.
Everyone who made it to work today after our office holiday party last night is acting like they survived Vietnam. Someone just referred to a co-worker as "brother".
— ? Benny Katz ? (@ShaqKatzner) December 13, 2019
3. Prepare yourself.
My office holiday party is tonight where formal wear is required, people got hotel rooms, and we’re getting out early to get ready, it’s basically highschool where I’m forced to go to prom and I’m scared
— lili michelle (@lilsmichelle) December 13, 2019
4. All by yourself.
When you show up to the office on time the morning after the company’s holiday party pic.twitter.com/nSymFE4OX2
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) December 13, 2019
5. Nice one!
my office crush bumped into me while I was drinking wine and apologized so I tried to say “no worries” but my mouth was full so I drooled wine on myself how’s everyone else’s holiday season going
— Cherokee McAnelly (@cherokeeclare) December 12, 2019
6. Where’d this come from?
I’m at this casino-themed holiday party for my j*b and I’m just sitting here amazed bc I didn’t realize we had the money for all this
— Donovan (@d0n0vaaaan) December 13, 2019
7. A perfectly fine excuse.
My boss hates going to office events so much that he told me he was skipping the holiday party tonight because he had to meet his son’s cat.
— Legally Caffeinated (@LCaffeinated) December 13, 2019
We have reached the “so, are you bringing a plus one to the holiday party??” season of office small talk and, dear reader, here’s hoping your answer does not disappoint
— Priyanka Aribindi (@priaribi) December 13, 2019
9. Must’ve been one hell of a cake.
me calculating how much I spent on a cookie cake for the company party so I could be reimbursed https://t.co/wbuvqglVsh
— ducki (@DUCKIGYAL) December 13, 2019
10. Standing ovation.
Yall.. the bar at my company's holiday party is self serve pic.twitter.com/ljnV0TJWhJ
— C. (@chrystiandior) December 13, 2019
11. Misread the vibe on this one.
There’s nothing like showing up to a company holiday party and seeing how great everyone looks in their Christmas dresses & suits!
(You notice it more when you didn’t know that was the vibe & you yourself are in jeans, a sweater & combat boots.)
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) December 11, 2019
12. These are delicious!
Them cheesecake bites at them holiday party’s hit different when you ain’t pay for them
— TaReef KnockOut ?? (@TaReefKnockOut) December 13, 2019
13. Much better than a bonus, right?
One time at an office Christmas party, me & the other staff were hoping for Christmas bonuses because the HR dept had been teasing a "surprise gift" from our CEO. Then, with great drama, they revealed the gift was a man playing holiday songs on an acoustic guitar at top volume.
— Emily Gaudette, Holidaze edition (@emilygmonster) December 6, 2019
14. Here we go…
*One drink in at the office holiday party*
My brain: Don't say anything weird.
— ??? & ?????: ??? (@nbcsvu) December 13, 2019
15. Don’t do it!
Me holding in my political rant 3 bottles of wine deep at my office party tonight pic.twitter.com/g5z2q8wACc
— Hattie (@HattieJoness) December 13, 2019
Have you had any hilarious/ridiculous/amazing/crazy experiences at holiday parties at work?
Share your wild tales in the comments!