Middle-Aged Harry Potter Has the Same Struggles as All of Us

Harry Potter is getting older. There’s no denying it. At least, he is in this series of books about Middle-Aged Harry Potter. Times sure have changed for the boy wizard… 1. Sad face 2. Uggghhhh 3. That’s exciting! 4. Uh oh 5. Oh no! 6. How does this work, again? 7. Blew it Middle age is…


20 Hilarious Tattoo Fails

If you’re gonna get a tattoo, you might want to at least do the bare minimum and make sure it’s spelled correctly. It’s going to be on your body for the rest of your life, right? These people did not take that route, and they paid (deerly) for it… 1. Apparently 2. Juge 3. Gaurd…


Jesus Really Is Everywhere

Is there anything this guy can’t do? I’m talking about a fella you might’ve heard of who goes by the name of Jesus. Sound familiar? Jesus is everywhere, and, judging by the looks of the photos in this article, he really enjoys all kinds of fun activities. Maybe you’ll run into him at your next Zumba…


Indoor Cats React to Going Outside for the First Time

Indoor cats act like they want to venture out into the big, crazy world, but do they really? These indoor cats reactions to going outside for the first time tell you everything you need to know… 1. OMG!!!!! 2. Mom? 3. I need to come back in 4. Oh wow! 5. What do I do? 6….


15 Terrible Life Hacks Nobody Should Ever Try

Life is full of “hacks,” i.e. simple shortcuts that supposedly make your everyday life better. But if you actually tried to follow even 1% of them, it would take up your every waking hour. We live in a time of self-improvement overload so it’s only natural there would be backlash. That’s the gist behind r/ShittyLifeProTips,…


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Meet The Woman Who Actually Married A Zombie Doll

One indisputable fact of life is that you cannot marry a zombie. Setting aside any potential legal difficulties to human-zombie marriage, the main obstacle is that zombies do not exist. (Sorry.) For now, if you want to marry a shambling reanimated corpse, you’ll have to do what Massachusetts native Felicity Kadlec did and marry a zombie…


15 Stores Making Valentine’s Day Weird

If you’re one of those people who just don’t like Valentine’s Day, avoiding it can be difficult. Starting around January 2nd, practically every shop you visit is full of V-Day junk. You just want to swing by the grocery store for some eggs, but along the way you have to trudge through aisle after aisle…


15 Unconventional Valentines For Your Unconventional Romance

Here’s a poem I just wrote in honor of Valentine’s Day: Roses are red. Hallmark is boring.  Buy a card from a store and you won’t be scoring. (Please send my Pulitzer prize here.) If we’re being honest, store-bought Valentine’s Day cards really only have one benefit: convenience. Everyone’s love is unique, and there’s just…


Parents Share The Irrational, Hilarious Reasons Their Toddlers Melted Down

We’ve run articles like this before, but it never gets old. We know that small children aren’t the most reasonable age group. And yet, their capacity to get pissed off about a seemingly infinite number of things will always be funny. In a recent Reddit thread, a Redditor asked fellow parents to share the most…


You Can Buy A House With A Fully Furnished Sex Dungeon

Realtors don’t just sell you a house, they sell you the life you’ll live once you’ve moved into it. But when the previous owner lived a life that’s quite a bit…different, a real estate agent’s job is that much tougher. And perhaps no real estate agent has ever had as difficult a job as Melissa Leonard….