Jeff Goldblum Outfit Magnets Offer Infinite Goldblum Possibilities
The National Trust for Historic Preservation is a nonprofit that preserves America’s most unique and precious landmarks. Their list of national treasures includes plenty of classics, like the Grand Canyon, or the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C. But I can’t help but feel like the list is incomplete without including Jeff...
9+ Perfectly Timed Dog Photos
There’s no way these gems could be recreated. These snapshots of dogs looking hilarious/crazy/mischievous, etc. are so perfectly timed that I think we can safely call them “once-in-a-lifetime” photos. Take a look… 1. Photo Credit: Justsomething 2. Photo Credit: Justsomething 3. Photo Credit: Justsomething 4. Photo Credit:...
23 Funny Wrong Answers on TV Game Shows
For me, this is why I watch game shows. Forget about the correct answers, I’m looking for people to humiliate themselves with the WRONG responses. Like all of these people did. It’s brilliant! 1. Photo Credit: The Chive 2. Photo Credit: The Chive 3. Photo Credit: The Chive 4. Photo Credit: The Chive 5. Photo Credit: The Chive 6. Photo...
This Is How They Prevented Masturbation In 1871
We live in a golden age of sex toys. They’re so mainstream that you can hear ads for Adam and Eve on every podcast. You can probably give a dildo as a gift to your minister and nobody would bat an eye. But there used to be a time when a the exact opposite kind of device was popular: the anti-masturbation device. Photo Credit: Vintage...
Cowboy Boot Sandals Are The Newest Way To Confuse Your Feet
If you’re the sort of person who enjoys wearing a good cowboy boot, maybe you’ve noticed their one major downside. Sure, they’re great in cold or mild weather, but when summer rolls around, cowboy boots become a tandoori oven for your feet. Pulling off your cowboy boots after a sweltering July day is a great way to strip your...
9+ Funny, Fictional Self-Help Books
Most of us could definitely use a little advice from self-help books now and then – but these titles? Hmmmm…maybe not. Artist Johan Deckmann creates fictional self-help books that you should probably avoid if you want to maintain what’s left of your sanity. 1. Photo Credit: Sad and Useless 2. Photo Credit: Sad and Useless 3. Photo...
9+ of the Most Passive Aggressive Notes Ever Left on Cars
Of course it isn’t funny when it actually happens to me, but I always have a hearty laugh when I see someone has left a not-so-nice note on someone else’s car. They’re usually about how a particular person parked their vehicle, but sometimes you get a nice surprise about alarms or over-beeping. Take a look at these passive...
The Last Jedi’s Chinese Bootleg Subtitles Make The Movie So Much Better
If you’re selling bootleg DVDs, a devotion to the filmmaker’s vision probably isn’t your top priority. And when it comes to subtitles on a bootleg DVD, you’re lucky to get any at all. And when the film is in a different language than the subtitle person speaks? You can imagine how that goes. But the subtitles for Star...
“Bow Brows” Are The Latest Instagram Makeup Style You Won’t Want To Try
Most of us consider our eyebrows in one of two ways. Either we see them as a nuisance that needs constant grooming just so we can leave the house, or we ignore them completely for years or decades at a time. But I’m here to tell you that in fact, eyebrows are a blank canvas waiting to be turned into art and shared on Instagram. And the...
You Can Put Ketchup Slices On Your Burger, Because Life Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare
The cheeseburger is the most perfect food humanity has ever known. It has just the right combination of flavors and ingredients to make it better than any other sandwich on Earth—Hell, it recently became the most popular sandwich in France, , beating out the local juggernaut that is the ham baguette. Which is why, friends, I am sad to say that...