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Moms and dads of the world…how are you holding up out there? Is this shutdown getting to you? Are you perhaps going a little stir crazy? We feel for you…we really do… That’s why you need to take a few minutes, lock yourself in the bathroom alone, and enjoy these funny tweets that really get to the heart of...
Parents, this set of tweets is all about YOU. They’re about your life, your reality, and the ridiculous and hilarious things that you have to go through on a daily basis with those little terrors that you’re raising to be good citizens. No, they weren’t written BY you, but you’ll notice that when you start reading these...
I don’t currently have a cat, but I’ve had a few throughout the years…so I know they can be crazy little beasts on occasion. My old cat Mr. Whiskers was an indoor/outdoor cat and he had a very strange personality. It was almost like he let us feed him and he liked coming inside to warm up or cool off, but he didn’t quite...
There comes a point in every cat’s daily routine where they seem to lose their sh*t for no reason at all. It’s like they’re pre-programmed and their brain short circuits at least once a day. And when that happens? Look out, because anything goes. They might run around jumping off the walls, they might stare at the wall and...
It’s just a fact of life: CATS ARE TOTAL WEIRDOS. A switch just seems to flip in them randomly and they go totally nuts and all bets are off as to whether they’ve completely lost it or not. Is it an act? Is it all a conspiracy to trick the humans of Earth? What the heck is going on here? Whatever way you look at it, it’s real and...
I see you and I think I see what you’re in the mood for… No, I’m not talking about anything dirty…so get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about hilarious memes that will give you a little relief from the madness outside your front door and will also work as a major stress reliever. Trust me on this one:...
Are you ready to party?!?! I’m talking about REALLY lettin’ loose! Like going totally crazy til’ the cows come home? Oh, by the way, I’m talking about partying with MEMES, baby! Because all you really need at the end of a long, hard day of work are some funny memes! . So what do you say? Are you ready to party! With...
Don’t you just love those incidents when someone walks into, let’s say a hot dog joint and says, “do you guys serve hot dogs here?” Well, what gave it away, buddy! The sign on the building that said HOT DOGS?!?! My point is, if you work in food service, you have to deal with this kind of nonsense all the time. Dumb...
The more time I spend around people, the more I realize that they are not very bright. Like, not at all. And if you work in any kind of food service job where you’re constantly trying to please customers, you know they’re going to get on your nerves. Because they’re dumb. And some of them are REALLY DUMB. People took to Twitter...
All customer service jobs force you to work with annoying members of the public, but there’s something about food service that really brings out the gems. I guess it’s because people are being served, they think waiters and waitresses should go above and beyond, but a lot of them just act really STUPID. And Twitter users really drove...