The more time I spend around people, the more I realize that they are not very bright.

Like, not at all.

And if you work in any kind of food service job where you’re constantly trying to please customers, you know they’re going to get on your nerves. Because they’re dumb. And some of them are REALLY DUMB.

People took to Twitter and recalled their interactions with incredibly dumb customers…let’s see what they had to say.


Way to be confusing…

2. No Doritos, please.

Get it together!

3. Oh, boy…


4. Ham without ham.

What the heck?

5. A real smart guy.

Seriously? This is weird.

6. After all these years.

She’s still doing it.

7. Let’s talk about bacon.

She’s flippin’ out.

8. Chicago dogs.

WTF is this?!?!

9. Hotel life.

Read the signs!

10. Lactose intolerant.

Let’s have a talk.

11. That’s confusing.

And I don’t like it one bit!

12. Sir…the dips!

Please! The dips!

13. Picky eater.

At McDonald’s, no less…

Do you remember YOUR dumbest encounter with a customer?

If so, please share it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!