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You’re simply the best! Better than all the rest! Do you remember that hit song? I bet you thought it was about YOU, didn’t you? Well, I have some bad news for you…it’s actually about the funny tweets that you’re about to lay your eyes on. But hey, that’s better than nothing, right? You know it! So go ahead and...
We like ’em funny, we like ’em random… And yes, I am talking about tweets…and really solid ones. That’s one of our favorite sayings around here… But you already knew that, didn’t you? You bet you did! And yet, here you are again…begging for more funny tweets. Well, okay, I guess we can let it slide...
Hey, you, are you lost? You look kind of lost…I’ve seen you wandering around here in a daze and I’m worried… Oh, I’m sorry, you’re not lost, you’re just looking for funny memes. My mistake! Well, guess what, amigo? We can help you out in that department because that’s what we do all day, every...
If you grew up in suburbia like I did, you remember the good times… Mom cooking Shake and Bake for dinner, going to Chili’s for a big night out once in a while, and I guess being kind of, well…basic. But there’s no shame in that, friends! You should embrace it! So go ahead and enjoy these “middle class fancy”...
Let me ask you a question: do you prefer Chili’s, Applebee’s, or Olive Garden? Or, maybe you consider yourself an Outback Steakhouse kind of person? If you’re catching my drift here, then you know that I’m talking about being “middle class fancy”. It means you’re not too fancy, but comfortable. You...
I used to not know what “middle class fancy” meant…but now I think I get it. Because I’m pretty sure it describes my upbringing perfectly! Solidly middle class, nothing too extravagant, Applebee’s is considered a big night out: you know, that kind of thing. And if you grew up that way or are middle class fancy now,...
Isn’t it a great feeling when you pull a scam and it actually works? You bet it is! And it’s especially great because it really doesn’t happen very often. But maybe the tweets you’re about to see will give you some ideas. Take a look at the scams that these folks pulled at work AND they got away with. 1. This is...
Don’t spike the football and don’t rub it in! I remember that advice from various coaches when I was growing up playing sports. Another one they should have included is “don’t celebrate too early. Ever!” Because sometimes your celebration gets turned on its head and then you look like a total moron. Let’s check...
It’s never a good idea to gloat. And it’s really never a good idea to gloat or celebrate anything too early because if it backfires and ends up going south, well, you’re just gonna look like a big DUMMY. And no one wants that…know what I’m saying? Let’s all look at these important examples of “premature...
Guess what day it is?!?! You’re right, it’s the day when all of us have collectively decided to turn our frowns upside down! And guess how we’re gonna get it done, amigos? Right again! We’re gonna look at some hilarious tweets that will make us laugh our a**es off! What else could you possibly ask for?!?! Let’s get it...