You’re simply the best! Better than all the rest!
Do you remember that hit song?
I bet you thought it was about YOU, didn’t you?
Well, I have some bad news for you…it’s actually about the funny tweets that you’re about to lay your eyes on.
But hey, that’s better than nothing, right?
You know it! So go ahead and enjoy these tweets, okay?
They’re the best!
1. Hey, she’s just being honest, okay?
But still…maybe a little too much information.
high heels penises
five inches is all I can
manage before it starts
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 11, 2021
2. Wow! That was pretty sleazy!
We’re proud of you for it.
Should I play a villain in Sonic 2??? I know one way to make Idris Elba’s knuckles disappear..
— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) August 11, 2021
3. You can’t have to go again.
Okay, if you say so…but make it quick.
Buddy, you JUST went out. pic.twitter.com/geDFMcM3PZ
— Eye On Canon (@eyeoncanon) August 9, 2021
4. Those ink people don’t mess around.
And don’t try to cross them…
is this a threat pic.twitter.com/AW6HrYFjhj
— 30 year old woman yells at cloud (@lolennui) August 9, 2021
5. You know what, let’s just call the whole thing off.
Well, that escalated quickly.
"Let's meet at 2pm"
Me: OK so it'll take 20mins to get there so I should leave at 1pm just in case. I should be dressed by 12, shower at 11. I should make sure to eat by 9 which means I should be up by 8 which mean I should go to bed at 9pm the night before which means I shoul- https://t.co/vJdGswdxVV
— Queen ?? Danielle DeBarbarac (@CharNanagins) August 9, 2021
6. Oh, great, here we go again…
Well, this is pretty disturbing.
My fall plans The Delta variant pic.twitter.com/FmPS4tyVPn
— Carlos Aguilar (@Carlos_Film) August 12, 2021
7. You should run the other way.
Because they both look totally insane.
Hey my friend and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink? pic.twitter.com/Gv69HuI6iF
— moistbuddha (@realmoistbuddha) August 12, 2021
8. I think you might be on to something here.
Let’s explore this a little bit further.
Do you think when Taylor Swift wrote “maybe I asked for too much” it was about her trying to get Jake Gyllenhaal to shower
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 9, 2021
9. He really needs to get on top of this…
He made you look like an idiot! And you made him look like a god…
Pictures I take of my boyfriend vs pictures he takes of me pic.twitter.com/yybFQATYtm
— yari (@yajisselle) August 4, 2021
10. Yeah, this isn’t going to be very fun.
But keep telling yourself that…
“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
— norman (@emonormie) August 8, 2021
11. I heard she was totally HOT.
Like totally off the charts smokin’.
I’m sorry but how hot was Freud’s mom
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 8, 2021
12. I’ll take the jail sentence, thank you very much.
How about you?
Would you rather go to jail for 60 years or hook up with a Disney adult
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) August 7, 2021
13. I wish this was a thing.
Can we make this a thing?
U should be able to put yourself in storage
— helena (@freshhel) August 7, 2021
What are some of your favorite tweets?
Share them with us in the comments.
We’re very excited to hear from you!