Man, I miss video stores…
The place where I spent most of my youth looking for movies to watch was called “Your Hollywood Connection” and it was awesome.
The guy who owned it was a film fanatic and he would recommend all kinds of sleepers for my brothers and me to watch. It was great!
But, as you know, most of those places have closed and ALL of the Blockbuster videos have vanished.
But, until there’s a video store resurgence, the best we can do is support the ones that are still around AND laugh at the posts from a funny Twitter account called “The Last Blockbuster.”
Let’s check it out!
1. Him and Patrick Stewart!
Killin’ it in the baldness department!
Movie Fact!
Bruce Willis is one of hollywood's baldest actors. #moviefacts— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) February 25, 2021
2. You’re doing this for free, too?
Glad I’m not the only one!
I don't need to get paid. Getting to don the blue polo each morning is all the payment I need.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) December 16, 2020
3. Poor Air Bud…he barely made it.
That is one tough pooch.
The dog from Air Bud did an appearance here once and got into a box of 100 Grands and had to be airlifted to urgent care.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) December 7, 2020
4. Sounds like a deal to me!
Smoke ’em if you got ’em!
Come in tonight wearing your "I voted" sticker and we'll let you smoke in here.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) November 4, 2020
5. Oh good, the bleach bucket is still there.
I was worried they got rid of it.
Just a reminder to give your hands a quick dip in the bleach bucket by the front door before entering.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 24, 2020
6. What little punk did this?
When I get my hands on him…or her…
We appreciate the “streaming sucks” graffiti but did you have spray paint it on our front windows?
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 29, 2020
7. This is not a bad business plan.
Plenty of time to browse!
Excited to announce our new hours!
Monday: 11:00 – 1:15 PM
Tuesday: Closed
Wednesday: Closed
Thursday: Closed
Friday: Closed
Saturday: Noon – 2:00 PM
Sunday: Closed— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 6, 2020
8. Just give it to him.
He might learn some life lessons.
There’s a 9 year old in here asking for Dallas Buyers Club what do we do
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 24, 2020
9. That’s your problem.
Don’t bring that drama in here!
Don't get mad at us because you caught your husband cranking it to Coyote Ugly (2000). Direct your anger at him.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 10, 2020
10. They really can’t get enough.
Oh behave, doggy!
Jesus, what is it about our Austin Powers cutout that makes service dogs hard as hell?
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) March 5, 2020
11. I’ll be down in five minutes.
There’s no way I’m missing this!
We’re watching Basic Instinct and the groin reveal is coming up in about 20 minutes if you guys wanna get down here.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) February 22, 2020
How about you?
What are some of your favorite funny Twitter accounts?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know! Thanks in advance!