There’s a lot of horrible stuff going on in the world, huh?
And, while it looks like things might be getting a little bit better lately, it’s still pretty messed up out there.
But we’re here to try to make you forget about all that nonsense so we can have a few laughs and focus on the good stuff in life!
It’s what we do and we think we’re pretty darn good at it, to tell you the truth.
So let’s laugh at some funny tweets and just go ahead and ignore that dumpster fire going on right outside your front door, okay?
Let’s take a look!
1. Totally the same thing.
She’s so relatable!
chrissy teigen accidentally spending $13,000 on wine is actually relatable because one time i accidentally spent tens of thousands of dollars on college tuition only to realize i’m taking classes from home
— hey bestie (@lyxopk) February 4, 2021
2. I want you to all exist together peacefully.
Do you do this?
Like all people, when I invest in a new batch of underwear, I stop wearing the old ones, but I do not get rid of them. I dig a reservoir in the drawer to form them into a nest for my new, precious underwear. Just like you
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) February 4, 2021
3. Thinking about the worst possible scenario.
Because of course, you are!
— Djanjo Nukkuuruzu Fortiss (George Porter) (@DportStudios) February 3, 2021
4. Not really, but I’m sure some folks do.
Does this describe your life?
Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
In a larger bag
Full of plastic bags
— jenny⚡️cavallero (@jennycavallero) February 5, 2021
5. That was very cool of you.
I bet your mom loves you more than your siblings.
i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it’s called being considerate & respecting ur mother
— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) February 4, 2021
6. You sound totally fine.
Those are normal side effects.
Just a heads up, if you’re getting the vaccine. My post-vax symptoms include fever, tingling, my arms are heavy, there’s vomit on my sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
— a wild annam appeared ☻ (@AnnamLaughs) February 2, 2021
7. Sure, if you say so.
We all used to have this outlook on the world.
my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive.
— B (@DontWorryBoutB) February 4, 2021
8. I can’t do that, it’s too hard.
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
The feminism leaving my body when its time to shovel pic.twitter.com/CB7pKSncaX
— Jay (@Jaybangs_) February 1, 2021
9. I want this, too.
Make it happen when I die, people!
When I die bury me with a whole mess of buffalo wings so future archaeologists will think I was some crazy human – chicken hybrid.
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) December 5, 2018
10. He really made a fool of you.
And now he will pay the price…
Virtual interview season problems:
My husband just tried to army crawl across the floor behind me while I was on an interview in an attempt to avoid being seen on camera but instead we just got his butt bumping along the bottom of the screen and this man is gonna die
— Catherine Cai 蔡文力 (@catherinewcai) February 2, 2021
11. He has everything he needs.
And we salute him!
my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed pic.twitter.com/dopdoVuPw0
— hanny styles (@hannystyles69) January 31, 2021
Oh, boy, those are good!
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share some funny tweets that you’ve seen lately.
We’d love to hear from you!