Kids say the darndest things, don’t they?
And they also do the weirdest things imaginable and reason with each other and themselves in ways that us grownups just don’t have the capacity to understand now that we’re adults.
Bottom line: kids are weird and they have their own logic that can be totally absurd and totally hilarious at the same time.
Let’s take a look at some perfect examples of this phenomenon.
1. He doesn’t haven’t it anymore.
You really should have cleared that with us first…
2. You have a genius on your hands.
Try to make some money off of that!
My 7 year old just showed me how she can wink. With both eyes. At the same time.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) January 12, 2021
3. I guess you’re UNDONE.
Me: “If you’re done with the game, you need to put the pieces away.”
4yo: I WAS done, but if I have to clean it then I’m undone.”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 5, 2017
4. What did they ever do to him?
Seems a little bit extreme, doesn’t it?
My 8yo woke up this morning and said “Artichokes are rude!”, and honestly he is probably right.
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) January 16, 2020
5. Whatever makes you comfortable?
You okay down there?
Kids make no sense. pic.twitter.com/6N3dc0toLL
— Mrs. Grotke (@__BHB__) December 25, 2020
6. Let that sink in…
It’s a window into a child’s brain…
7. Let me tell you how I figured this out.
It really wasn’t that difficult…
8. Ummm, this is WAY creepier.
But, you gotta do what she wants to do.
9. Son…what the hell are you doing in there?
Maybe he’s just cooling off…or avoiding his siblings.
El que tiene plata hace lo que quiere. pic.twitter.com/eDQBrPzZG2
— vyropamavoi (@vyropamavoi_) January 3, 2020
10. That is totally NOT COOL.
You need to have a talk with him about this. It’s not normal!
11. You don’t even like it!
Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.
12. Hello, I’m over here!
What can you do…?
Instead of just letting us know verbally she woke up from her nap, or just ya know opening up the cracked door, she thought she needed to wave at us from under the door until she got our attention. from KidsAreFuckingStupid
Those darn kids…
Okay, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share some funny stories about your kiddos that you think will make us laugh.
Thanks in advance!