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Kids say the darndest things, don’t they?

And they also do the weirdest things imaginable and reason with each other and themselves in ways that us grownups just don’t have the capacity to understand now that we’re adults.

Bottom line: kids are weird and they have their own logic that can be totally absurd and totally hilarious at the same time.

Let’s take a look at some perfect examples of this phenomenon.

1. He doesn’t haven’t it anymore.

You really should have cleared that with us first…

Trading away his imagination from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. You have a genius on your hands.

Try to make some money off of that!

3. I guess you’re UNDONE.

Kids…I swear…

4. What did they ever do to him?

Seems a little bit extreme, doesn’t it?

5. Whatever makes you comfortable?

You okay down there?

6. Let that sink in…

It’s a window into a child’s brain…

But what if? from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. Let me tell you how I figured this out.

It really wasn’t that difficult…

How it is these days from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. Ummm, this is WAY creepier.

But, you gotta do what she wants to do.

My daughter thinks the closet looks less creepy at night like this. That makes one of us. from funny

9. Son…what the hell are you doing in there?

Maybe he’s just cooling off…or avoiding his siblings.

10. That is totally NOT COOL.

You need to have a talk with him about this. It’s not normal!

My little brother eats a burger layer by layer from mildlyinfuriating

11. You don’t even like it!

Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.

My daughter is mad because I won’t open the ranch cup for her. She doesn’t like ranch whatsoever from KidsAreFuckingStupid

12. Hello, I’m over here!

What can you do…?

Instead of just letting us know verbally she woke up from her nap, or just ya know opening up the cracked door, she thought she needed to wave at us from under the door until she got our attention. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Those darn kids…

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny stories about your kiddos that you think will make us laugh.

Thanks in advance!


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