When you spend time around kids, you wise up to one thing pretty fast: they live by their own set of rules and their brains work in ways that we can’t even comprehend as adults.

Oh sure, we were like them once a long time ago, but that part of your personality magically disappears at some point when you get older.

As adults, we follow the rules, don’t question anything, and just go about our daily business while trying to look as normal as possible.

Kid logic is a real thing and here are some prime examples. Let’s take a look.

1. You’re sure you want the apple peels?

Okay, whatever you say…


2. What do you plan to do with this?

This should be interesting…

My son found a piece of brick outside and put it in a Ziploc bag for safe keeping and brought it inside
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3. This will actually work, thank you.

You have a doctor on your hands!

4. I’m proud of you, my child.

This kid is going places.

5. You just gotta roll with it.

It makes sense to her…I guess…

6. You’re gonna need all of that.

Don’t question the kid on this one.

“Necessities” for international travel according to a five year-old
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7. How’d you come up with this, exactly?

I’d really like to understand how your brain works…

8. You can use all of them!

Good thinking!

9. Kids really don’t like showers.

We did it two nights in a row!

10. When will it ever end?

You’re on a slippery slope.


11. No more pants for him.

He’s clearly living his best life.

Do you have any funny examples of kid logic that you’ve had to deal with?

Share them with us in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!