10 Hilarious Tweets About Getting Older
My back is really hurting me…again… I never thought I’d be saying that, but here we are… The point is that gettingold sucks. And if you think you can cheat Father Time, you’re gonna be in for a big surprise… Anyway, while you contemplate your existence, enjoy these funny tweets about getting a little bit long in...
11 Funny Tweets About Getting Older
Let me tell you something…getting older is a drag. But the only thing you can do is to just keep moving forward and you gotta have a good sense of humor. Ready for a funny dose of reality? Check out these tweets about getting older! 1. How things change… Where’d that spark go? In college, it’d be like meh let’s drive...
11 Funny Tweets About Livin’ the Dad Life
I sure love it when something hits the spot? And I’m willing to bet that you probably do, too, right? Anyway, these funny dad tweets DEFINITELY hit the spot. Take a look and see for yourself! 1. Totally broke. Smart kid… 6-year-old: Do you have lots of money? Me: I’m rich in other ways, like family. 6: So you’re broke? —...
10 Funny Tweets That Are Sure to Make You LOL
It’s time for all of us to LOL! Does that mean LOTS OF LAUGHS? Or is it LAUGHING OUT LOUD? I’m on the fence… Maybe you can help us out! While you contemplate that big question, enjoy these funny tweets! 1. I agree. We all need friends like this. Friends who let you cancel plans in peace are elite. — Dylan Farella December 6,...
11 Amusing Tweets to Make You LOL
It really looks like you could use some giggles, my friends. I mean some BIG giggles. And we’re here to deliver for you! So what do you say we get into it? Start now! You won’t regret it! 1. That would have been nice. Some friends, huh? Man, seven whole books of Harry Potter and not once does anyone say “bruh I got you” and fix...
11 People Who Are Pretty Darn Dumb
Will humans ever learn…? Take a second to think about that… And the answer is a huge NO. Humans will never learn and we’ll continue to do the wrong things and act like the biggest dummies in the universe… It’s just the way we operate, okay?!?! But even I wish to separate myself just a little bit from the folks...
11 Funny Tweets You Will Enjoy Immensely
Hey, amigo…I’m gonna come right out and tell you something… You look like you could use a laugh… Or maybe even more than one! Am I right or am I right? Get started now and get to the laughing with these funny tweets! 1. Yeah, pretty much. Always very depressing… I’ve never been hit by a bus but I have had to go...
11 Parents Admit the Hilarious Lies They Tell Their Kiddos
We want you to be straight with us, parents… You lie to your children, don’t you? I knew it! Well, now that the cat’s out of the bag, enjoy these funny tweets from parents about the lies they tell their kiddos. You’re gonna love these! 1. Sorry, all out! Better luck next time. Heard another parent tell their kid that when...
10 Hilarious Tweets That Get Real About Raising Kids
You know the drill… Ups and downs. Peaks and valleys. Highs and lows. I’m referring to raising kids in this crazy world…and if you’re living the mom or dad life, these tweets are gonna make you laugh. Check them out! 1. Did you learn a lesson? You asked for it! My son wanted to go on the big shit yesterday. Fucked around...
10 Funny Tweets About Foreplay When You’re Married
It’s a mystery about what happens to foreplay after you’ve been married for a while… What happens? Does it slow down? Cool off? Does the bedroom become like a meat locker because there just isn’t any heat anymore? Well, before we jump to any conclusions, let’s see what people had to say about this on Twitter… 1....