You know the drill…
Ups and downs.
Highs and lows.
I’m referring to raising kids in this crazy world…and if you’re living the mom or dad life, these tweets are gonna make you laugh.
Check them out!
1. Did you learn a lesson?
You asked for it!
My son wanted to go on the big shit yesterday.
Fucked around Found out pic.twitter.com/oahZ8GTejQ
— Posting Meat Daddy L’s (@Marioisbald) October 24, 2021
2. Can’t fix this one.
Good luck…
My 4 year old had a meltdown this morning because she wants to move to California.
We live in California.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 21, 2021
3. She’s gonna be a problem.
Keep an eye on her!
My 2 y/o has been potty trained for all of two weeks and she’s already roasting other toddlers that are still in diapers by saying stuff like “oh look at the little baby in their little diaper!”
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) October 12, 2021
4. No respect!
This is bulls**t.
When you carried, birthed, and nurtured them, and this is what you get in return pic.twitter.com/WWU6XRd3m2
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) October 18, 2021
5. That’s terrifying.
Get a lock on your door ASAP.
Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 10, 2021
6. Let’s sleep!
That is HOT.
Wife: I have today off.
Me: I have today off, too.
Wife: You thinking what I’m thinking?
Me: Oh yeah, baby.
Both: [napping]— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 8, 2021
7. Uh oh…
You’re in trouble.
Walked in on 10 sneaking Halloween candy and when I asked her what she’s doing, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “Practicing.”
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 20, 2021
8. Cute kid…
No food for you tonight.
10: Grandma, can you teach Mom how to make this dessert?
My mom: Oh, she already knows how to make it, sweetie.
10: No. No, she doesn’t.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 3, 2021
9. That’s good!
This is a pro tip.
Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) October 7, 2021
10. No, no I don’t…
You’ll see…
Me: …and they’re allowed 1 hour of scream time.
Babysitter: You mean “screen time?”
Me: No.
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) October 11, 2021
How are your kids behaving these days?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know.
Thanks a lot!