I ain’t gonna lie…this is kind of a tough time to be in a relationship with someone.
We’re still dealing with the pandemic that has turned the world on its head for the last year and for a lot of folks, marriages and relationships have been…a little strained, to say the least.
But, if you don’t laugh, you’re gonna do or say something you regret in the morning, so we all need to laugh, right?
Here are some funny tweets about what it’s like to live your life with a partner. Enjoy!
1. I’m sure he really loves that.
There is no escape…
When my husband is mad at me,
I like to point at my wedding ring
and whisper “forever”
— Midge (@mxmclain) January 26, 2021
2. She sounds like a romantic.
But it all worked out in the end.
Years ago, the woman who would one day be my wife asked me to be her date to a friend's wedding. On the ride home, she asked me for my thoughts about the ceremony. I said it was actually really nice. She then looked at me lovingly & said, "don't get any ideas."
— A Bearer Of Dad News?? (@HomeWithPeanut) January 27, 2021
3. It’s my turn!
Yeah, things are getting pretty boring out there.
Cabin fever has gotten so bad that my husband and I just argued over who would get to pick up a prescription from the drive-thru pharmacy
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 1, 2021
4. You should tell him this!
Communication is key, people!
what my husband doesn’t realize that a lot of our arguments could be solved by shoving a cookie in my face
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 22, 2021
5. They’ll use it against you forever.
“Well, at least one of us did!”
Secret to a successful marriage is to never let your spouse find out that you’ve had a good night’s sleep
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 23, 2021
6. That sounds really HOT.
If those walls could talk…
*puts kid to bed*
AW YEAH IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
*turns down the lights*
*takes a probiotic*
*wife puts in her mouth guard*
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 16, 2021
7. Go get a room!
Well, you gotta get that backrub from somewhere, don’t you?
My husband just walked in on me getting a pretty intimate backrub from this one wall corner in the kitchen and suggested we get a room.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) January 25, 2021
8. You’ve taught her well.
A chip off the old block.
Overheard my 7 year old daughter say, “That doesn’t go there” to my husband while loading the dishwasher and I’ve never been more proud.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) January 25, 2021
9. That is really neat!
Sounds like you found yourself a good one!
A neat thing about relationships is that the person I trust most in the world refuses to believe I’m not sitting on the remote until I prove it.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 26, 2021
10. This is all your fault!
I hope you blamed her for this…
"Men are always overreacting" oh really? Then why am i sleeping on the couch because of a dream you had Sandra?
— ?Yukon Gold? (@GrahamKritzer) January 25, 2021
11. This is starting to get old.
The judging game is just heating up, friends.
I’m getting really tired of my husband silently judging me as I’m silently judging him.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 25, 2021
12. Now it’s in your DNA.
Time to hit the couch!
I was sleeping alone in a hotel room and heard myself snore, out of habit I went and slept on the sofa
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 9, 2021
How’s your relationship going?
Are you driving each other nuts? Or are things A-OK?
Talk to us in the comments and fill us in!