What’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been in your whole life?
Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…
Whatever answer you came up with in your head, I have a feeling that it’s probably not as bad as the humiliation that these folks felt after these epically awkward encounters.
Hey, sometimes in life, you just get humiliated and there’s nothing you can really do about it…
Let’s get to the stories that might make you cringe.
1. I don’t think you’ll recover from this, either.
What were you thinking???
SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this 😬😬
— Emma 420k (@ILoveSkypeSex) January 8, 2018
2. That was a mistake.
And I’m sorry you had to see that.
So they changed my gate in my layover and I ask the employee what the gate changed too. I showed her my screenshotted ticket and she looked at me strange and just ask me where I was going. I told her and then looked at my phone to realize I was actually showing her this pic.twitter.com/ZvfqV4p4yn
— she's incredible math💙 (@TheRavenousDyke) December 29, 2017
3. Maybe DON’T hug it out.
It’s just best to mind your own business.
tonight I walked past a couple fighting on the street corner and my tipsy ass yelled “just hug it out” and the girl replies “you wouldn’t be just hugging it out if your sister was due in 5 months with your bfs baby now would you becky” and I OOP
— keepin up wit Raquel (@Raquelhinkson) June 23, 2019
4. Oh, boy…that’s pretty humiliating.
Also, how did you make this epic mistake?
I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now
— Hannah Durant (@hdurant) April 18, 2017
5. Hold me for a second.
And never let me go…
Meant to say “hold on for a second” and “give me a minute” to a customer and it came out as “hold me for a second” what a monday
— Lucas (@leelucascarrie) August 26, 2019
6. Well, you can’t go back into that building.
It’s all over now…
i got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who i don't know and we both reached for the same button so i said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so i am seeking employment elsewhere. let me know of any jobs please
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) January 11, 2018
7. That happens to be a cutting board.
Just so you know…
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter pic.twitter.com/tVirXyEOS1
— Abby Dermody (@abbydermody) October 9, 2018
8. That’s a hard NO.
And that’s also a broken heart. I hope you’re happy…
My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018
9. Go ahead and talk into the mic.
Oh wait, never mind…don’t do that.
jaehwan: 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump but i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello
jaehwan: i haven't slept since
— incorrect wanna one (@w1tfln) June 6, 2019
10. Are there any Plan Bs left in this town.
On the verge of a breakdown.
I was in Walgreens and a girl screamed out “this my third Walgreens who tf buying up all the plan b’s?!” 😭😭😭 y’all know I died in there. Like crying tears
— a red slusssshhhh… (@notnice_Jenn) January 1, 2018
11. Ships passing in the night.
Better luck next time!
Me and my man live an hour apart and I just tried to pop up on him and he just tried to pop up on me so now we at each other’s house lookin stupid 🤦🏽♀️
— 🦋 (@SHAYC0LE) August 17, 2018
12. Doh! Sorry for your loss.
Well, how were you supposed to know…?
I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." pic.twitter.com/3FXUdPdO88
— maskulla (@MakVest) January 22, 2018
Okay, you know what we’re gonna say next…
In the comments, please tell us about some of your most awkward and humiliating stories!
We promise we won’t laugh too hard! Thanks a lot!