I don’t think it’s a mystery that we love funny tweets here.
But this batch you’re about to see…these go above and beyond the call of duty.
Funny duty, that is!
We’d even go so far as to say that these tweets are a real HOOT.
Take a look for yourself…we think you’re gonna agree with us.
1. This is a good life plan.
I wonder if it really works, though…
Text your therapist "I'm not sure YOU can make it to Thursday without an extra session with ME." Establishing dominance is the first step of healing, lots of people forget that
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) November 7, 2021
2. Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?
I made you! You think you can do this?!?!
I have been blocked on Instagram by my thirteen year old. A person I literally made.
— Rebecca Saltzman (@beccasaltz) November 8, 2021
3. I do this a lot, too…
Mostly with Slayer songs. And Megadeth.
i say “this is my song” to about 50 songs
— ilham?? (@ilham) November 6, 2021
4. I was all about it!
I look forward to it every year!
I know 30+ Twitter ready for that extra hour of sleep tonight ? pic.twitter.com/unNIMIBDLO
— Aye Yo B (@BeSmoove7) November 7, 2021
5. This drives me absolutely insane.
You’re not going anywhere! Sit down!
Two kinds of people in this world: those who stand in the aisle as soon as the plane lands and those who have sense lol pic.twitter.com/YpHVGIlZG1
— Captain Edward Newgate (@BigLen_) November 7, 2021
6. Beware of the ones who say this.
She might turn on you at any moment.
girls will say "this is my comfort film" and it's the conjuring
— kat ? (@augustgods) November 6, 2021
7. Hahahaha. This is wonderful.
Reminds me of my college days!
Just saw three undergrads in lockstep carrying a mattress on their heads like ants pic.twitter.com/UCNa1OrCLb
— Mira (@mpolkadot_) November 6, 2021
8. Seriously. What else are you gonna do?
This is a lifetime commitment and you know it!
i wanna delete all my socials soooo bad but tf am i gonna do? go for a walk ??
— Ar'mon And Trey (@armonandtrey) November 6, 2021
9. Do you do this, too?
I’m willing to bet that some of you do.
I be hearing bs and look at the imaginary camera like pic.twitter.com/FPq0wDKmML
— ??? ????? (@GOD_SPEEDXVII) November 6, 2021
10. What about the pillows?
And don’t forget about the Bible!
i don’t care how much money i got… those hotel towels leaving with me
— ✰ aida ✰ (@shutupaida) November 7, 2021
11. Really living it up!
Or do you think you’ve had enough screen time for the day?
nothing i love more at the end of every night than crawling into my bed, exhausted, finally able to settle down and spend three more hours on my phone
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) November 6, 2021
12. You have to use whatever excuse you can come up with.
Feel free to use this one, friends! I know I’m going to!
hey dude really sorry i don’t think i can make it tonight. i burnt my tongue a few days ago 🙁
— charlie (@chunkbardey) November 7, 2021
Have you seen any tweets lately that really made you laugh?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!