Y’all ready to bust a gut?!?!
I know I am!
And today we’re going to achieve that lofty goal by viewing some tweets that we think are downright hilarious.
Does that sound agreeable to you?
I thought you’d say YES!
Go ahead and get started now!
1. I could spend a whole month celebrating this holiday.
I want this to happen immediately!
When is national “they wasted my time” day? I got a few
— Eddy (@subtboy) October 3, 2021
2. This is some real talk right here.
You gotta be able to take your own medicine!
A “family friend” asked me when I was finally going to settle down, so I asked her when she was finally going to admit she settled. And now we’re no longer on speaking terms.
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, beloveds💕
— Carolyn Anh Dang (@CarolynAnhDang) October 4, 2021
3. It’s been quite a year and a half…
And I don’t mean that in a good way.
Have we all aged a century since May or did I just not look in a single mirror for all of 2020
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) October 3, 2021
4. Then you just fold like an accordian.
Well, at least you’re being honest.
i’m a pretty resilient person unless something hard is happening
— charlie (@chunkbardey) October 4, 2021
5. That’s never a good idea.
I don’t actually want to talk to anyone face to face. What are you doing?
if u facetime me as soon as i give you my number im blocking you ..
— ✞✞✞ (@freesmokerief) October 2, 2021
6. It’s my favorite saying.
I hardly even know I’m saying it anymore.
i be saying “it is what it is” then be crying and throwing up for a whole week.
— $$$$$… (@yslkii) October 3, 2021
7. I do this in the grocery store all the time.
Where is the sour cream?!?!
pretending to look for something while you're trying not to cry is a skill
— Remzel 💫 (@Weixoxo__) October 3, 2021
8. I like this. A lot.
You nailed it!
In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”
— ᴘɪᴘᴘɪ_ʟᴏɴɢ_sᴛᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ (@SarahSurgey1) October 3, 2021
9. Here is some good life advice.
What do you have to lose?
Stop wasting ur 20s complaining about how it’s hard to make friends and start screaming “oh my god I love your bag” from across the street
— astro bully angie (@teaxtarot) October 3, 2021
10. This is all very confusing.
Also, does this guy know what he does/doesn’t mean to you?
happy national bf day to my bf who’s not my bf
— evelyn ♉︎ (@evelyynmtzz) October 3, 2021
11. That’s always very frustrating.
Does this sound familiar?
i feel sleepy all the time except when i want to sleep.
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 3, 2021
12. I think your sister won Halloween this year.
I’m not sure if the cat is loving it, though…
everyone look at the Halloween costume my sister got for her cat pic.twitter.com/YTcOrrm0sc
— india (@indiasmess) October 3, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, share some funny tweets, memes, and jokes you’ve seen lately that have made you laugh.
Because we want you to make us chuckle!
We look forward to it!