Hats off to all the parents out there!
You guys are working hard to keep your kiddos clothed, fed, entertained, and happy and we salute you!
So go ahead and treat yourself with these funny tweets about the trials and tribulations of the parenting game!
And keep up the good work!
1. What were they thinking?
You’re actually gonna trust me with this human being? Seems kinda crazy.
the hospital sending me home with a whole baby honestly showed very poor judgement on their part
— ? cella ? (@cellapaz) September 9, 2021
2. I think this is a million-dollar idea.
You better pitch this on Shark Tank ASAP!
Hear me out. A new toddler clothing line called “I Don’t Need Help” where all of the clothing is already inside out and always backwards.
— Yelisa (@motherplaylist) September 8, 2021
3. Parents, take note of this plan.
It’s the only way you’re gonna keep that house of yours clean!
How to keep your home clean:
1. Get your family out of the house
3. Never let your family back in the house
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 7, 2021
4. This is actually pretty good.
I wonder where they learned this joke…very clever…
My 10yo just told me a joke:
Q: “What are a chocolate bar’s pronouns?”
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) September 9, 2021
5. How’s that working out for you?
I think you might just be making the situation worse…
Gonna take my dad skills to work and solve every conflict with a loud, deep "HEY!"
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) September 9, 2021
6. This kid is going places.
Let’s hope they take you along for the ride.
my kid’s homework pic.twitter.com/wCxZmledUs
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) September 9, 2021
7. All teenagers are mortified of their families.
It’s just the way it works.
OMG I hope no one finds out I have a family.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 7, 2021
8. This always happens when you sit down for the first time in hours.
You’ll never rest again.
Kids be like, I see you’ve just made yourself comfortable, I have prepared a list of requests for your assistance.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 9, 2021
9. Ummm, no thank you.
That was nice of you to offer, though.
absolutely no one:
my five year old: you can touch my blood if you want
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 6, 2021
10. Honey, we need to have a talk.
That’s NOT what you want!
This morning my toddler informed me — w great enthusiasm — that when she grows up, she will “drink coffee!” and “go to the office!” And it occurs to me that we’re modeling some pretty grim behavior around here.
— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) September 9, 2021
11. Didn’t see this coming.
What kind of games are kids playing these days?
As a parent, I was prepared for the boy to get into violent video games, but I was not prepared for him to become obsessed with a vineyard management sim called Terroir and get upset about critics slagging off his Zinfandel
— Will Wiles (@WillWiles) September 7, 2021
12. Try dishing out discipline in a hushed voice.
It’s not very easy!
Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 5, 2021
Okay, parents, now it’s your time to shine.
What have your kids been doing lately that’s been driving you nuts?
Talk to us in the comments and let it all out!