Don’t you just love it when things are funny?
And when they’re right on the money?
You’re godd**n right!
And if you’re a mom or a dad, you’re gonna love these tweets about those little hellions.
Are you ready to have some laughs?
Let’s get ‘er going!
1. That’ll clear everyone out!
Parents, did you ever think about this tactic?
One way to speed up the school pickup line is to shout, “This is the line for the PTA fundraiser”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 6, 2021
2. Seems a little excessive to me.
Anyone else care to chime in on this?
I’m at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $48 a good deal for a pumpkin?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 2, 2021
3. Never give a kid rice.
It always ends in terrible fashion.
Give a man a cup of rice, feed him for a day. Give a toddler a cup of rice, step on it for a week.
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) October 6, 2021
4. Just let that kid dream a little bit longer.
But that’s gonna be a big reality check. Ouch!
11- I can’t wait to have chemistry in High School so we can make potions and spells
Me- Unfortunately I don’t think you ever received your acceptance letter for that particular school
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 6, 2021
5. You have a big decision to make.
Think about the children!
my children wish to inform you they will be deceased from hunger before dinner if they do not have a second after school snack
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 4, 2021
6. That’s kind of depressing.
What kind of things has this kid been reading and watching…?
Absolutely no one:
My kid: isn’t it weird how no one ever really knows when they’re in the middle of their life
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 7, 2021
7. That was the big takeaway from the new James Bond film.
Smart kid you got there.
(Watching the new James Bond Trailer)
Daughter 9: Wow. There is so much reckless driving happening here….
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) October 2, 2021
8. Let’s see how you like it!
All parenting is about wanting other moms and dads to suffer like you do.
Whenever another parent asks me if they should let their kid play Minecraft, I always tell them yes because I'm petty and angry and I want them to listen to their kids fight and speak gibberish and suffer as much as I do.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) October 7, 2021
9. This is what happens when there’s no ice cream in the house.
You better tread very carefully…
My 5yo asked if I had ice cream in the house, and when I said no he glared at me with the intensity of a pint-size hypoglycemic commando and said “Tomorrow you go to the store and BUY SOME”
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) October 7, 2021
10. That was a long one!
Thought it was never gonna end…
Sorry I never responded to the text you sent; my 5-year-old just finished telling me a story that started on Friday.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 4, 2021
11. No one is judging you.
Just take a deep breath…
ok what if you’re in the school pickup line and you see a woman eating from a charcuterie board in her car, would you judge me?
i mean her would you judge her
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) October 7, 2021
12. Parents, keep your phones out of the hands of your children.
Or else you’ll end up in this kind of situation…
I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) October 7, 2021
Okay, you know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you.
Tell us how wild and crazy your kids have been lately!
Do it in the comments!