What you’re about to see might shock you.

It might even cause you to pass out or even vomit on your brand-new shoes. We really hope that’s not the case, but these epic food fails you’re about to see are NO BUENO.

In fact, I’m kind of surprised that the people responsible for them even allowed them to see the light of day…

Are you sure that you’re ready for this?

Okay, take a deep breath and you may begin.

We wish you luck…

1. You’re right. Very depressing.

Must have been a sad night, huh?

I call this one "Depression" from shittyfoodporn

2. What have you done?!?!

Okay, who wants to give it a shot?

My 11 year old’s Christmas cookie from shittyfoodporn

3. Does anyone actually eat these?

This is pretty scary, to be honest…

(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies! from shittyfoodporn

4. That looks really delicious.

My compliments to the chef!

Ordered carbonara from a ‘5 star uber restaurant’ from shittyfoodporn

5. You’re gonna make yourself sick.

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

Coronavirus diet: just 2 kilograms of cookie dough that I attack with a spoon every now and then from shittyfoodporn

6. Looks like some monsters being created in a lab.

Destroy those things!

Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well… from shittyfoodporn

7. The stuff nightmares are made of.

Did anyone dare to put this thing in their mouth?

My aunt’s finished "porcupine" cake from shittyfoodporn

8. This is a huge NO-NO.

And frankly, I’m pretty offended by it.

I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper…behold the atrocity of man. from shittyfoodporn

9. You need to stage an intervention with your boss.

This is not normal!

My boss eats this depressing lunch every day. from shittyfoodporn

10. Not the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

But still…not great.

Tonight’s special is a plate of spaghetti betwixt two slices of garlic bread with a side of a vegetable medley. Apologies sir, the chef is high off his ass from shittyfoodporn

11. Your dreams will now be haunted.

What were you thinking?!?!

My pie faces attempt from shittyfoodporn

12. Your wife needs help.

And now I think I’m gonna be sick!

My wive’s lunch. Yep that’s a banana with instant chicken noodles. from shittyfoodporn

13. Goes down nice and smooth.

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

My friend had 5 minutes in between each class. from shittyfoodporn

Those poor, poor people…

Now we want to hear from you!

Share some pics of some really bad food in the comments with us.

Please and thank you!