I have a feeling that if you clicked on the link to enjoy this article, you probably have children…
Am I right, or am I right?
I knew I was right!
Well, not only are you gonna get some real talk from moms and dads out there, you’re gonna LAUGH REALLY HARD.
And you might even cry because raising kids is hard work, ya know.
Go ahead and get started and feel all of the emotions!
1. Can someone invent this already?
What’s the hold up?!?!
There needs to be a Robin Hood like person, who steals energy from kids and gives it to their parents.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 13, 2017
2. It’s gonna be a long day, isn’t it?
You just go power through it…
In case you were on the fence about having kids, my 3-year-old threw a temper tantrum because her tongue is pink.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 7, 2017
3. The thrill is gone, isn’t it?
It’s all over…
My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We've been parents for too long.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) September 4, 2017
4. I actually think he’s right about this one.
It really is a beautiful name. It’ll grow on you!
My son is having a hard time getting over the fact we’re not naming his new baby sister Megatron.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 6, 2017
5. That took a while, didn’t it?
But somehow you pulled it off!
Oh, you ran a 5K today? Cool.
I buckled a toddler into a car seat twice today, so we both burned the same amount of calories.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 2, 2017
6. She’ll grow out of this phase.
Well, hopefully she will…
"You're a HORRIBLE parent!"
– my daughter because I won't let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 15, 2017
7. I don’t remember you being there…
Well, no parent wants to hear that…
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 7, 2017
8. Brandon is out. Steve is out.
Kathy is out. Rebecca is out. The list goes on and on…
The best thing about trying to name a baby, is realising how many people you hate.
— Mázi Sucre (@iamdannysucre_) September 6, 2019
9. He didn’t know what he started.
And by the way, you did the right thing.
My son threatened to hold his breath until I gave him dessert. He's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) November 3, 2013
10. Friday doesn’t mean s**t anymore.
Those days are long gone.
It's Friday night and you know what that means. Nothing. I'm a parent, it means absolutely nothing.
— Chad Crawford (@ccc_chad) March 10, 2018
11. It was all totally worth it.
Sounds like you’re having fun!
27 hours of labor was worth it because when I shake my baby’s chunky leg and go “Ring ring ring!” and then put his fat cannoli foot to my ear and say “Hello?!” he laughs so hard he barfs.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 10, 2020
12. We need more of these kinds of questions between adults.
Don’t you think so?
I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 28, 2017
Be honest with us…
How are your kiddos behaving lately?
We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Fill us in in the comments!