A word of advice to all the readers out there: we want you to enjoy these tweets and we want you to laugh…but we also want you to be careful.

And we’re warning you in advance that you might fall over because these tweets are so funny.

So I’ll tell you what: sit on the floor, on the couch, on your bed, or somewhere where you won’t fall too far because we don’t want you to hurt yourself when you most likely fall over from laughing.

Safety first!

1. Anything else you want me to do?

Give those ears a break, will ya?

2. This guy has his act together.

I want to learn from the best…meaning him.

3. Maybe not the best idea?

Just something to think about…

4. We’ve been lied to this whole time!

And I’m not gonna take it anymore!

5. I never thought about it this way…

This is a pretty good point.

6. Good thing you don’t have to deal with that!

You can just do you today. ALL DAY!

7. You seem a little bit bored.

I’m right, aren’t I?

8. That’ll really get on her nerves.

And that’s the whole point, right? Let’s get real…

9. I’m right there with you.

Stupid people make life interesting! And I’m one of them!

10. Yeah, I don’t need to read those.

I think we all know people like this, right?

11. You’ve done it before.

And so have we!

12. Hello! Over here!

Don’t forget about them…

We hope you didn’t fall over…

But we do want you to make us laugh!

Share some funny tweets with us in the comments! Let’s do this!