I love spending time in used book stores. You encounter so many strange and wonderful books that time seems to have forgotten. And those books are about to get a whole lot stranger thanks to a Twitter page called “Paperback Paradise.”

The fine folks behind this page reimagine old books and give them new titles and descriptions that are downright hilarious. I actually want to read some of these fake books!

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1. I’m not sure I want to be your friend.

You seem a little bit…out there…

2. I bet you didn’t see this coming!

Could be a decent book, you never know.

3. You’re about to learn a life lesson the hard way.

You’ve been warned about this your whole life!

4. This one sure is confusing.

I might just wait for the big-screen adaptation.

5. A tale as old as time itself.

But updated for today’s audiences!

6. Don’t you even think about doing that!

Also, read the fine print. Do not laugh at Jesus’s toe.

7. A book about swords.

Not a whole lot of mystery and intrigue with this one.

8. I’d actually like to read this book.

How can I get my hands on it?!?!

9. This is my story…

This is gonna be a GREAT read.

10. The bats are back.

You better watch out!

11. I guess she was online too much.

Poor thing…never had a chance.

12. The book that defined a generation.

I found it to be riveting.

Which one is your favorite?

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Thanks a lot!