I’m gonna level with you…
We see a ton of tweets every single day but we rarely see 12 as funny as the ones you’re about to lay your eyes on.
We might even go so far as to call them some of the FUNNIEST we’ve ever seen…
Do you think you can handle this kind of heat?
If so, read on and prepare to laugh harder than you’ve ever laughed before.
Good luck to you!
1. You can go around the block as many times as you want.
Is that what you meant?
Me: I wanna travel more
My bank account: like around the block?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 16, 2021
2. Always playing second-string.
Well, that’s a bummer.
I'm taking my gen z cousin to see Harry Styles this week and I thought I would get so many gen z points until I found out I'm her second string and she's seeing it with someone else she just wanted to go again
— Caitie Karasik (@caitieekk) November 16, 2021
3. I didn’t know this existed.
But I’m all about it!
last week i was on an amtrak and this guy kept angrily shushing a group of girls who were speaking at a normal volume. then one girl was like "why don't you move to the quiet car?" and he was like "what is that?" and i watched him light up and the entire train healed
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) November 16, 2021
4. Wait… are you… TALKING?!?
How rude! How very, very rude.
when someone is talking behind me in the theater pic.twitter.com/fSVxOnnxMG
— J O E R O Y (@TheJoeRoy) November 25, 2021
5. I think you missed a step.
Uh oh, you threw it away too soon!
Me reading the cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out pic.twitter.com/IUy6W7ovSk
— ♛ɮʀɨȶȶʐ♛ ✨? (@brittyfun) November 12, 2021
6. There’s not a much better feeling than that.
Forget about birthdays and holidays, this is the good stuff.
I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package
— connor Wood (@fibulaa) November 15, 2021
7. A lot of stuff going on back there.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, etc.
cackling maniacally in the walk in freezers of every restaurant i’ve ever waitressed at pic.twitter.com/jZNgZVaJ4j
— anja (@delusionalanja) November 14, 2021
8. It looks pretty good to me!
Spruce up the neighborhood a little bit.
they said “y’a know what? Let’s give these window bars a FATASS” pic.twitter.com/j8Jpp2VFbG
— Allison (G)Reese (@reese_shapiro) November 14, 2021
9. You’re now officially part of “high society.”
You finally made it!
tonight.. we dine like kings pic.twitter.com/bcO9UWPkof
— ?? ✨ Eclair ✨ ? ?? (@eclairpupperdog) May 24, 2020
10. I never understood this, either.
Anyone care to explain it to me?
Colonel being pronounced Kernel really bothers my spirit
— Domonique (@ChefDomonique) May 24, 2020
11. Headed in different directions.
I’m honestly not sure which one looks like more fun…
Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
12. He really thought that was gonna work?
That guy has some GUTS.
a grown man catcalled me from a razor scooter & i didnt even beat him up where's my nobel peace prize
— Becca O'Neal ? (@becca_oneal) July 25, 2020
Now it’s your turn!
Share some hilarious tweets with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!