Oh baby, it’s time to get it on!
No, I’m not talking about that!
You have a filthy mind, don’t you…?
I’m talking about getting our laughter on by viewing some hilarious tweets that we think are going to brighten your day in a major way.
What do you think about that idea?
Dig in and GET IT ON!
1. This is some good life advice.
And remember to always let their current partners know this.
Normalize referring to yourself as the one real thing your ex has ever known
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 16, 2021
2. Yeah, you probably shouldn’t keep doing this.
Time to make some real dough!
my “i’ll get paid again” attitude needs to chill
— navi (@prettyboynavi) November 15, 2021
3. This does sum them up pretty well.
Do they actually even say other words in real life?
British people be like pic.twitter.com/PiwF6bEGB3
— Kyle Gaddo (@kylegaddo) November 15, 2021
4. You have to stop saying that!
It’s never going to happen!
"I can fix him" No. you cant. The chemicals that make you want a baby are mixing with decades of microplastics in your brain
— HUSSY2K. (@HOSTAGEKILLER) November 16, 2021
5. It’s definitely a slippery slope.
Something just switches and then it’s all over.
the “productive morning” to “1 PM mental breakdown” pipeline
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) November 15, 2021
6. Feel free to spend it any way you like.
It’s totally up to you!
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) November 16, 2021
7. Well, you don’t want to confuse them with Brendan K., do you?
That would really complicate things.
people on the bachelor are like "i am going to marry Brendan M"
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) November 16, 2021
8. This will have a lot of side effects.
Who will survive this evil game?!?!
When I'm on my deathbed imma be like "I letf 40 million in the"… then die ?????
— JAYY_ ?? (@Jaytheofficialx) November 16, 2021
9. This really isn’t as fun as it sounds.
Couches are HOW MUCH?!?!
decorating ur first apartment sounds fun until u realize u have to pay for everything.
— oryn (@3dLooks) November 16, 2021
10. Hey, now you know.
People, this is what I call a solid tweet.
every time my period shows up i'm like "ooooh that's why i was crying in bed bath and beyond the other day"
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) November 16, 2021
11. And around and around we go!
Well then, you come up with some options!
I’m such a “ idc what we eat but I don’t want that” type of person ?
— к??ⓔ ♛ (@kbsoperfect) November 17, 2021
12. Well, isn’t this one of the saddest things you’ve ever seen?
Now we’re all depressed…
I'm a crumpled up piece of pepper lying here… https://t.co/plvAzgBP18
— Mackey ? (birthday boi era) (@MackeyPan) November 16, 2021
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