No, not with another human being or even with a dog or a cat, but with the funny tweets you’re about to see.
Are we weird?
Do we think you’re gonna feel the same way we do after you look at these tweets?
So, without further ado, feast your eyes on some hilarious tweets!
1. Well, at least you’re being honest.
She’s gotta get some credit for that, right?
Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?
Me: I’m not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 15, 2021
2. Freddy has no idea what he stepped into this time.
Now the kids are gonna be chasing him.
You think Freddy Krueger ever jumped into the dreams of an extremely horny teen and was like, "Whoa, whoa, no thanks."
— Dan Hernandez (@CubanMissileDH) July 15, 2021
3. This could be the new catchphrase of the company.
Hire this kid immediately!
2yo calls cokes “spicy drink.” I tell you that to tell you this: yesterday morning when the fridge was first opened she grabbed a can of coke in her tiny hands and whispered “it’s spicy time”
— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) July 15, 2021
4. Well, you really did it this time!
I guess you’ll have to dig through the backyard on your hands and knees now.
Don’t call me “honey” and expect it to soften the fact that you SHRUNK the KIDS
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 15, 2021
5. You just kicked the witch out of her own haunted house.
Not many people can pull that off.
me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today!
[100 years ago]
witch: fuck this house
— coolman (@malt_skull) November 2, 2015
6. I don’t think you answered the right way…
Let’s try that again.
him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
— jo (@whatsJo) January 20, 2020
7. No need for that anymore!
You’ve had that teddy bear since you were five!
the night before a move is basically throwing things in the trash that you thought you'd cherish forever with a kind of casual coldness that you did not know you possessed
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) July 13, 2021
8. Time to show that fruit who’s boss.
You are a sadistic and unforgiving person…
see you in hell you stupid fruit pic.twitter.com/damHdR5E7j
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 5, 2017
9. Wow, you seem really smart.
Teach me your ways!
hey today is 7/14/21. it's like a math thing. it's like three math numbers in a row
— jitka (@jitka) July 14, 2021
10. Beginning to think this isn’t worth it.
Another $150 down the drain…
I’m literally too stupid for therapy. She asks what’s wrong, I’m like “idk” and I lose $150
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) July 15, 2021
11. I’d love to see it!
You know it’ll turn her on.
Guys are like do you want to see a cropped group photo from the last time i wore a suit
— helena (@freshhel) July 16, 2021
12. This is pretty funny.
Got you on that one!
never deleting this app. pic.twitter.com/347lHtdZLv
— Jay (@JenE4rmTheBlock) July 15, 2021
Have you come across any tweets lately that really made you LOL?
Well, please share them with us in the comments.
Go ahead and make our day!