I don’t ask you for favors very often, but I need to ask you one right now…

I want you to put aside whatever you’re working on, enjoy these tweets, and laugh until your stomach hurts and you fall over.

Do you think you can do that for me?

I had a feeling you’d be into it!

So what do you say we get it started right now?


1. They’re not being cute…

They’re plotting how to destroy you.

2. Sounds like you’re a triple threat!

Good for you!

3. I agree with this 100%.

It comes with years of practice.

4. Never hesitate to ask someone else for help.

And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

5. You know they’re gonna believe you, too.

“Of course, don’t worry about it.”

6. That’s the only time it’s acceptable.

And that’s it…are we clear?

7. Hmmm, didn’t see that coming…

Well, isn’t that strange?

8. They should’ve listened to you back then.

I knew you were right all along!

9. You can feel like you’re living there without spending the money!

It’s a win-win!

10. This blows my mind.

I want to know what school HE went to.

11. She was pretty close.

My mom used to refer to “Saved by the Bell” as “Who Rings the Bell.”

12. No one has ever figured it out.

And they’d like to keep it that way.

Now we want to hear from you.

Have you seen any funny tweets lately that really made you laugh?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!