I don’t ask you for favors very often, but I need to ask you one right now…
I want you to put aside whatever you’re working on, enjoy these tweets, and laugh until your stomach hurts and you fall over.
Do you think you can do that for me?
I had a feeling you’d be into it!
So what do you say we get it started right now?
DO IT NOW!
1. They’re not being cute…
They’re plotting how to destroy you.
i love when cats wake up and do big stretches while staring at your soul
— poorly drawn cats (@poorlycatdraw) November 16, 2021
2. Sounds like you’re a triple threat!
Good for you!
“Can u multitask?” yeah, i can waste time,be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
— Ellise (@httpxellise) November 17, 2021
3. I agree with this 100%.
It comes with years of practice.
https://twitter.com/deshola55/status/1460992554502168592?s=20
4. Never hesitate to ask someone else for help.
And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1460777836864757765?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1460777836864757765%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755332%2F
5. You know they’re gonna believe you, too.
“Of course, don’t worry about it.”
[me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems
— delia (@delia_cai) November 17, 2021
6. That’s the only time it’s acceptable.
And that’s it…are we clear?
Trauma dumping is never okay unless you are emailing a teacher then go ahead
— A | back to life (@gwynthpssycndls) November 10, 2021
7. Hmmm, didn’t see that coming…
Well, isn’t that strange?
https://twitter.com/katierpacker/status/1458006687210688519?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1458006687210688519%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755332%2F
8. They should’ve listened to you back then.
I knew you were right all along!
it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”
— sophia (@pastoralcomical) November 11, 2021
9. You can feel like you’re living there without spending the money!
It’s a win-win!
logging onto twitter to microdose living in brooklyn
— leigh (@daughter_ion) November 10, 2021
10. This blows my mind.
I want to know what school HE went to.
https://twitter.com/hunnywh0re/status/1457393050473451527?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1457393050473451527%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755332%2F
11. She was pretty close.
My mom used to refer to “Saved by the Bell” as “Who Rings the Bell.”
I’ll never unhear the time my mom referred to Timothee Chalamet as “chimney taliban”
— Brandon Follick (@follickacid) November 6, 2021
12. No one has ever figured it out.
And they’d like to keep it that way.
no cause wtf is an engineer pic.twitter.com/bEwSJydx7b
— kay 🇵🇸 (@greyflavor) November 4, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Have you seen any funny tweets lately that really made you laugh?
If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!