Listen, friends, I’m gonna level with you.
These tweets are freakin’ STELLAR.
Stellar to a degree that we’ve never even really seen before. You’re gonna be so blown away that you won’t even know how to respond.
And no, I’m not trying to scare you…
Do you think you can handle that kind of HEAT?
Let’s see if you’re up to the task! Start now!
1. I need to get on board with this.
Clog it up, baby!
i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog
— Sam Fishell (@SamFishell) July 6, 2021
2. I didn’t know that either!
I must be pretty dumb…
I was today years old when I realized "roomba" is an anagram of "a broom"
— Iris✨ (@Jest_Iris) July 15, 2021
3. Don’t you feel guilty now?
What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store
— prance (@bocxtop) July 14, 2021
4. Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.
What else you got?
https://twitter.com/akilahgreen/status/1418350003190472710
5. I wonder how that will go over.
I’d like to see it!
next time im in a crowded space ima start moving men out the way by their waist
— ✯abz✯ (@abra) July 19, 2021
6. It sure is pretty wild.
You never know what’s gonna happen…
Olympics news is so wild. Every item is like "entire Danish swim team lost in lava pits," or "opening ceremony producer resigns after people recall his history of eating stop signs," or "God begs us to stop"
— the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman) July 22, 2021
7. You know how this is gonna end…
And they’re now buried that way.
*not letting my husband sleep until we finish this discussion* pic.twitter.com/UVSFKYM8Jy
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) July 19, 2021
8. It’s as easy as that!
Those guys just wasted a lot of cash.
if you close your eyes and press on them, that's what space looks like and you've saved yourself millions of dollars
— beth (@bethbourdon) July 20, 2021
9. How are you supposed to respond to this?
You look beautiful, honey…now zoom out…
Women love zooming in x100 on a nice picture you took of them and going “look at my knee here. I look completely fucked. I look insane”
— Losing it (@prophethusband) July 15, 2021
10. Now that IS hot!
How do I get in on this?
can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit*
*eating salt and vinegar chips to the point of causing dozens cuts along the roof of my mouth and gums
— meg (@bymeg) July 21, 2021
11. Keep an eye on that kid…
Definitely up to no good.
My kid discovered you can photocopy anything and now he’s trying to prank me pic.twitter.com/tY71XeHer1
— Jennifer Griffin Graham (@jgriffingraham) July 17, 2021
Now we want to hear from all our friends out there.
Have you seen any really funny tweets lately that made you laugh?
Or maybe some memes, photos, jokes, or some other cool stuff?
If so, please share them in the comments with us.
Thanks a million, amigos!