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Because these tweets are hilarious and you absolutely, positively need some laughs right about now.
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1. This is good.
Feel free to use it!
“there’s no word that contains all the vowels in order”, I said facetiously
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) April 9, 2022
2. I don’t know how they do it…
I also see “jangly” a lot.
music journalism is simply finding a thousand ways of saying ‘good and also catchy’
— caitlin (@_caitlinruth) April 9, 2022
3. The truth!
I love you…
get yourself a sleepy girl we’re too tired to cheat or argue
— lili michelle لیلی (@lilsmichelle) April 9, 2022
4. He might get slimed.
Something terrible about to happen to this man pic.twitter.com/pfE0zOPMie
— dan “fleetwood” yak (@DANYaker) April 10, 2022
5. I think you’re right.
He’s a wild man!
michael keaton is the only batman who could also play the joker.
— Skoog (@Skoog) April 9, 2022
6. They know how to push your buttons.
That’s what siblings are for!
Having a brother is like there’s just some guy walking around with the nuclear codes for making me mad
— Jonas Freakass (@negaversace) April 9, 2022
7. Wrap your head around that.
It’s mind blowing!
cannot stop thinking about 42 year old aaron paul playing 17-18 year old jesse pinkman on better call saul this year.
— patrick cotnoir 🔜 SWCA (@patrickcotnoir) April 10, 2022
8. Whatever works.
I like it!
today was my brother’s bday party. we discussed my brother’s middle name, Arturo (Arthur in Spanish).
Mom: There was a popular Star Wars character loved in Peru named “Arturito,” so we went with that.
Me: WAIT DO YOU MEAN R2D2?!
Dad: Yes, the robot.
— Rachy 🦙 (@rachy_) April 10, 2022
9. Oh, he said it…
You know he did.
Did MF DOOM actually say that pic.twitter.com/alGsvX5opt
— Mr. Comedy & The Big Kelpers (@ComedyManKelp) April 11, 2022
10. Now what?
It might get ugly.
so what do u want us to do? fight? pic.twitter.com/ot2Grpmi0N
— James (@CaucasianJames) April 10, 2022
11. He was just hungry.
I hate any movie where an animal is the bad guy. Jaws is a shark. He’s hungry, not “up to something”
— Ted Barton (@TedBartonComedy) April 10, 2022
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