Hello, there! Special delivery just for you!
Yes, I’m talking to YOU.
And boy oh boy, are you in for a real treat today.
You’re about to feast your eyes on some of the most hilarious tweets that we’ve come across in quite some time.
It’s gonna be a party of epic proportions! Just trust on this one, okay?
Well, what are you waiting for? Let’s get down to some funny business!
1. Sounds like you might be getting kind of desperate.
You’ve sunk so low…
Woman (flirtatiously twirling her hair): So is there a… Mrs. Swamp Man?
Swamp Man (somberly): No I am the last of my kind
— Wraith (@WraithLaFrentz) June 24, 2021
2. I agree with this.
Come on! Just think about it!
Birds, sadness, and the moon were invented by poets to sell more poems
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) June 17, 2021
3. This sounds pretty incredible to me.
Think your boss will go for it?
Can I take maternity leave except I'm the baby
— Pablo 7? (@PabloSeven_7) October 1, 2017
4. Don’t make the spacebar upset.
Trust me on this one…
inventor of the tab key: what if the spacebar got mad
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) June 24, 2021
5. This is my favorite thing in the world.
You know it’s true!
The whole dad standing and watching a whole movie thing has been something that boggles me for a while pic.twitter.com/vBZkGHyKAy
— Jordan Hamilton?️? (@lazyliving456) September 5, 2020
6. You seem as classy as ever.
Teach me your ways!
[stirring sparkling water with a hot dog] I wouldn't say the lottery win changed me
— mo (@chuuew) April 27, 2018
7. You’re right. I’ve thought about this before.
This is what I call a Grade A tweet.
achilles would have gotten his shit absolutely rocked by a razor scooter
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) June 24, 2021
8. You can’t trust a Zack.
A Zach, on the other hand…that’s a different story.
Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society
— audrey (@saint_audrey) January 5, 2021
9. What a stupid idea that turned out to be.
What were we thinking?!?!
Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent
— paulo (@pauIoini) January 13, 2021
10. Zing! You win the Internet today!
Nice work, my friend.
babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno
— Rads (@FeelingEuphoric) January 9, 2021
11. Just doesn’t feel the same.
Now I’m totally grossed out.
How i feel when i forget my chapstick at home pic.twitter.com/Ln9csr2eYv
— Steady (@SteadyIsFlying) January 3, 2021
12. You sir, are a very elegant individual.
You know that the restaurant staff was impressed with this guy.
*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 12, 2021
Are you pretty well versed in the meme world?
If so, please share some of your favorites with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you! Thanks fam!