Listen, we’re not here to tell you how to live your life, but we have to level with you…

We’ve been watching you and we believe that you need to read AND enjoy these hilarious tweets right this instant.

Are we being too bossy?

Well, if we’re coming off that way, we sincerely apologize…but this is serious business!

So go on and get started…you won’t regret it.

1. This is really starting to get ugly.

What are we supposed to do about this?!?!

2. It’s about time he cleaned himself.

His fans could only take so much…

3. I don’t think I’m qualified to talk about that.

Sorry…it’s just not gonna happen.

4. Wouldn’t that be nice.

What is wrong with this country right now?

5. I don’t think we’re on the right path.

Hey, I’m just being honest…

6. Your dad sounds like a great guy.

Hey, he was just trying to educate himself.

7. Let’s hope it’s #3…

The other options don’t seem too pleasant.

8. Welcome to the neighborhood!

Oh, wait…let’s go to Chili’s instead…

9. Just go ahead and post away!

You know you’re gonna do it anyway.

10. Oh, that’s a nice thing to hear!

Might be time to hit the road.

11. Oh, I’m definitely already interested.

What else you got?

12. What’s in it for me?

Doesn’t really seem like a good deal.

13. This is blasphemy at the highest level.

Now you’re in trouble…

How about you?

Have you seen any tweets lately that really made you laugh?

Please share them with us in the comments, friends!