Hey there, champ…why the long face?
I think I know why you’re in such a bad mood…
It’s because you haven’t seen any really funny tweets that made you laugh lately, isn’t it?
I had a feeling that was it!
So what do you say we change course right now and look at some tweets that you’re gonna love?
Let’s start now!
1. They had no idea what they were missing out on.
You mean they didn’t have Spotify back then?
can’t believe that pioneer women used to churn butter for hours without even listening to a podcast about bigfoot
— Lillian Stone (@originalspinstr) April 11, 2021
2. Seriously, that is so rude.
A little privacy would be nice!
imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fucked up
— laura-blaise (@BlaisinSquad) June 12, 2020
3. Ma’am, please don’t make me call security.
This is when you know you’ve really worn out your welcome.
Me: But baby it's cold outside
Him: Ma'am, please just take your pizza— moody monday (@mdob11) December 26, 2016
4. I think it might just be a toy.
Don’t even worry about it!
umm. guys this was in my cereal pic.twitter.com/5QL8YfWFHj
— Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) May 11, 2021
5. This can’t be too far away, right?
Gotta be right around the corner…
How long until some genius bundles all the streaming services and just reinvents cable?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 14, 2019
6. I think you might be doing it wrong.
Be careful with those things!
Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) May 31, 2019
7. Seriously, it’s kind of getting old.
Maybe a car or a fidget spinner, or something?
Another wooden ball. Can’t the makers of Avocado vary the toys they put in? pic.twitter.com/YGu4dh9oLi
— Robbo (@stevelovescake) October 2, 2020
8. He still hasn’t changed, has he?
Maybe he’ll come around one day…
Just had a nice phone call with my dad (emotionally distanced of course)
— fav nathans (@FavNathans) May 11, 2021
9. We should all follow their lead.
They are wise beyond their years.
i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it
— legalize all drug use (@mixedmediapaper) May 11, 2020
10. My new favorite song!
Have you heard it yet?!?!
THIS GIRL IS ON PFIZER! THIS GIRL IS ON PFIZER! pic.twitter.com/dbdozsha1t
— bear bear (@willtbh) April 18, 2021
11. You guys sound like you’re in love!
He might be THE ONE!
Guy I’m hooking up with: stop telling your friends about us
Me to my friends: anyway then he referred to us as “us”
— princesscryanna (@princesscryanna) January 18, 2020
12. It’s really not good for your eyes.
Will you please put that thing down!
[1890s guy] I gotta stop looking at my candle before bed
— Caleb Pitts (@calebpitts1997) April 9, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately that really made you laugh?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!
Thanks, fam!