This is what all Amazon reviews should be like. ALL OF THEM, DAMMIT!

I’ve had enough of those regular, boring reviews.

More of this, please.

1. Either way

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2. Good thing it doesn’t vibrate

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3. There you have it

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4. Hahahaha

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5. You’re doing it wrong

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6. That’s just great

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7. He’s good with it

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8. I love this

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9. LOL

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10. We all need one

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11. 100% satisfied

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12. Be careful

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13. Don’t try this at home

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14. Ahhh, the old country…

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15. Perfect!

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Man, those are entertaining…