Do you remember the weirdest date you’ve ever been on in your whole life?
I’ve been on a few strange ones that definitely had me looking at my watch wondering when it was going to end…who knows, maybe the girls I was out with those times felt the same way I did…
But the point is that we all go on less-than-stellar dates from time to time, so we might as well laugh at them, right?
Enjoy these tweets from folks who went on the record about their odd dates…
1. I have to go now…
A little TMI.
she told me about how she loved doing kegels and later got up to go to the bathroom. when she came back she showed me a stone egg that she put in her vagina the night before and forgot about it. she laid an egg in the bathroom during the date… https://t.co/QBL8xDEQwq
— ??mimi?? (@mimidrawss) January 20, 2020
2. I won’t kill a baby for you.
That’s a good pick-up line.
I went on a group movie date in 7th grade to see the devil inside (WHACK) and dude kept telling me how he’d never kill a baby. Like good I guess??
— Nancy Botwin (@fukk12b) January 19, 2020
3. This is amazing.
I can’t believe you’re not still with him!
a friend set us up. we went to mom & pop restaurant. both got burgers & fries but he didn’t touch his food or say anything, just stared at me w a fork in hand. then he drove us to a taco bell then he ate like 15 tacos in a jcpenny parking lot in total silence. never spoke again
— Jess (@jessfinacrass) January 19, 2020
4. That’s weird.
Sorry about…you know…
I met a guy on a dating site, we met up at his house (I was young and dumb), we played COD Black Ops for 3 hours while his 6 tiny dogs barked, I left, got halfway home amd got a text from him apologizing for not asking to have sex. I’m still baffled and it’s been like 15 yrs. https://t.co/MIb6RvH0Se
— LadyVader Says Black Lives Matter (@RavenPresser) January 20, 2020
5. Sounds like a keeper!
Mom, Dad…I found THE ONE.
Met the guy on tinder, about 3 mins into meeting him he goes “can you buy me water and a pack of cigs”, I comply, I think I spent $70 because he kept pressuring me to buy him stuff and he didn’t spend a dime, he kept farting too ?? Then he tried to catch a pigeon with his hands
— Miss Andrist (@s1cken1nggg) January 19, 2020
6. I need to write about this now.
That’s not very good timing.
Met a dude for dinner in Hell’s Kitchen. He invites me back to his place. He takes his shirt off, pushes me onto the bed and we start making out. Hard. It’s really great until he stops abruptly and asks me to leave so he can journal.
— Dill Ayshio (@kcuah_d) January 20, 2020
7. Vanished into the night.
Well, what are you gonna do?
She last minute cancelled on our first date, I was already at the place.
I gave her another chance because she offered to drive to my city this time and pay for dinner. Her card got declined so she went out to her car to “get her other card”.
She never came back inside. https://t.co/BNJEDCvZKc— ☁️CloudFather☁️ (@trav_allen) January 19, 2020
8. Get out of there!
That’s very strange.
been on many bad dates but the weirdest one is probably the time a guy invited me over to his apartment where I soon discovered he had a pirate-themed bathroom, an 8-ft leather cross, & a human-size cage. then he made me watch Boondock Saints with him https://t.co/L6xv4Qae6Y
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2020
9. What happened with Dracula?
I need to know!
WHERE DO I EVEN START…
▪️I went out with someone legally named Dracula
▪️One time a complete stranger broke up with me
▪️A dude once gave his number to our waitress IN FRONT OF ME while on our date https://t.co/Bpb92z90WB— Stephanie Cooke on Hiatus(ish) (@hellocookie) January 22, 2020
10. Hahahaha. Wow.
She overdid it just a little bit.
Sophomore year I took a girl to see the movie Dodgeball. She told me that she brought her big purse because she was sneaking some goodies in for us. I thought goodies meant candy but actually it meant 3 cans of Four Lokos. She drank all 3 & I had to carry her out of the theatre. https://t.co/j9gDTXdJYY
— Tony Eichenlaub (@ike_tony) January 20, 2020
11. It’s a big star!
I hate to break it to you…
We were at In n Out and this family thought the guy I was with was Chadwick Boseman and they wouldn’t leave us alone. And finally they got a picture with him and left. Weird for the both of us. And now these people think they have a photo with Chadwick Boseman at an In n Out ?
— Z ❄️ (@zeldanrogers) January 19, 2020
12. Are you guys married now?
I sure hope so!
A man brought throwing stars on a date and when I asked him why, he said with a completely straight face, “I gotta protect my lady”. https://t.co/1avdsYSwEV
— Raven says BLM ✊? (@BlerdGirl) January 21, 2020
What’s the weirdest date that you’ve ever been on?
Talk to us in the comments and give us all the juicy details.
We can’t wait to hear from you!