Ladies, ladies, ladies…you’ve done it again…
Made us laugh, that is!
There are so many funny women on Twitter that it can be hard to keep up with all the hilarity.
Here’s a small sampling of what I’m talking about.
1. Not listening.
this has been me since the CDC said not to touch your face pic.twitter.com/C3mUiZmzdq
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 5, 2020
2. I see what you did there!
I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely pic.twitter.com/QderUhkbHg
— Cat Wall (@cat_wall_) March 4, 2020
3. She’s right…
You can’t call it “pandemic” unless it’s from the Pandemic region of France, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Flu
— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 5, 2020
4. That is funny.
I have been laughing at the sign on the back door of this Tim Hortons all evening pic.twitter.com/KnlLhc6ghb
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) March 5, 2020
5. That’s a lie!
Biggest liars are those who pretend they prefer natural peanut butter to reg peanut butter. Yeah have fun stirring that oil
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) March 1, 2020
6. Something to worry about.
Today I’m choosing to put all my anxious energy into worrying that the Tik Tok teens are going to bring back low-rise pants
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) March 3, 2020
7. I’m a little behind.
fuck i forgot to get anything done today and also for the past 20 years
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 3, 2020
8. You found The One.
a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!
— Kelly O'Connor (@heyitskellyy) March 3, 2020
9. Seems like a great guy to me.
and they say chivalry is dead pic.twitter.com/gtq9cLnMSt
— lili michelle (@lilsmichelle) March 1, 2020
10. Hahahaha OMG.
WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT??? ???? pic.twitter.com/eVJkosgOBX
— victoria (@filmtrashed) March 3, 2020
11. He wasn’t wrong.
in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it’s me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.
— ????????? (@spinubzilla) February 29, 2020
12. Gonna have a great weekend.
I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it’s not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities. pic.twitter.com/C3edUsgZzH
— Jill Bennett (@jillreports) February 29, 2020
13. Way too much to deal with.
They shouldn’t have tried to hold an election AND teach Americans how to wash their hands, all in the same week. It was too much. We were overwhelmed.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) March 4, 2020
Those ladies are F-U-N-N-Y.
Do you follow any hilarious women on Twitter that we should know about?
Tell us about them in the comments so we can start following them, too!