Life hacks are supposed to make everything a little bit easier and provide us with shortcuts.
These supposed ‘life hacks’…well, let’s just say they’re not up to snuff and they might not help you out at all. In fact, they might even HURT you in the long run.
So take a look and decide for yourself whether you think these are good or bad…
You may proceed…
1. Might not be the best idea.
Don’t ever be sad on a Saturday. Wait till Monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don’t let capitalism win.
— Gret¢hen (@wokkax3) May 5, 2019
2. Pedal to the metal.
lmfao y'all still slowing down when you pass an accident? real winners speed up. what's the cop gonna do? leave while a man is being rescued by the jaws of life just to give me a ticket for doing 107 in a 45? grow up
— mate has a van (@AlwaysAButt) July 21, 2019
3. Let’s eat dirt!
Worm eats dirt, bird eats worm, man eat bird. Notice that at each level of the food chain, about 90% of the energy is lost in the form of heat. We cut out the middle men. Join me, eating dirt, to become a being of pure energy.
— socks (@sockvevo) April 22, 2018
4. Time and money well spent.
I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 8, 2017
5. Probably shouldn’t listen to this one.
Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV
— Natalie Larson (@Natalie_Larson2) July 20, 2018
6. From a financial expert.
Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot
— Sad Liam Hemsworth (@BennyWillard) May 31, 2018
7. A new life plan.
if you simply stopped eating and lived in a cardboard box, you would save $57 a day. that’s $215,000 a year. there’s no excuse for being broke. poor is a mindset.
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) February 15, 2020
8. Time to eat healthy.
Protein is a necessity. Know what has protein? Double bacon cheeseburgers. Know what doesn't have protein? Stupid fucking apples.
— Dr Badvice (@BadHealthAdvice) January 7, 2020
9. Lighten the mood a little.
When watching a sex scene in a movie with your parents, lighten the awkwardness in the room by asking, "Dad, is your dick as big as that guy's?"
— Michael, Quarantine Edition ? (@Home_Halfway) May 15, 2018
10. He’s a “doctor.”
If you really want to piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title
— Pigwash (@pigwash_) December 13, 2016
11. Mess with them a little.
Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".
— Devin ?? (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017
12. This is really good advice.
Tomorrow Just wake up, wear your formal clothes, go to any company and start working.
If they call the police, go to the police station and start working there too.
We’re tired of sending CVs✋?
— KE SHARP (@danielmarven) July 23, 2019
We can’t stop you, but don’t say we didn’t warn you…
Do you have any actually good life hacks that you want to pass along to us?
If so, please share them in the comments!