Maybe you love giving and getting gifts. Or maybe you’re a reasonable person and find the whole experience stressful and dread-inducing. For anyone over the age of 10, the whole process of gift giving and receiving is probably more trouble than it’s worth. Unless your loved ones straight up tell you what they want for the holidays, (which removes what little “fun” there is from the equation), you’ll be wracking your brains thinking of something that a) they will love, b) they don’t have already, and c) won’t make you go broke. Year after year, the list of items that fit the bill gets smaller and smaller. It’s enough to make you want to hibernate straight through ’til January.
So why not skip the whole process together? No, I’m not talking about bailing on gift-giving entirely–your reputation would never recover. Instead, do the next best thing, and buy your loved ones a Prank Pack. These are boxes for nonexistent, ludicrous products, that kind that look like they were dreamed up by a Skymall executive in an Ambien-fueled fugue state. Prank-o is the company behind these devilishly hilarious fake gift boxes. Not only are these folks hilarious, they’re making the holidays actually fun again.
So get your loved one a prank box. They’re large enough to fit lots of actual gifts inside–a sweater, a baseball glove, books, or 4lbs of shrimp, as the product description says. No matter what junk you throw in the box, the packaging will make it seem like a thoughtful gift.
There, we saved your holiday season for you. You’re welcome.
1. Spit ‘n’ Slide
2. The Pet Petter
3. Extreme Chores, the motion-controlled video game
4. Henri Remoulade’s Cheese Printer
5. Roto-Wipe: the hands-free reusable toilet paper alternative.
6. Pet Butler, the serving vest for animals
7. Crib Dribbler
8. Earwax Candle Kit
9. Petspressions Pet Painting Kit
10. Nap Sack
11. Tech Neck Hands-Free Device Collar
12. Auto Sauna
13. Hot Lips Face Heater
14. My First Fire
15. Beer Beard Secret Beverage Dispenser
16. Yourinal, the portable eco-friendly urinal
17. iDrive Mobile Device Mount
18. Pet Sweep Animal-Powered Debris Removal System
19. Toe Tunes Speaker Slippers
20. Fart Filter, the personal flatulence plug
h/t: Sad And Useless