Like every social media network, LinkedIn can be filled with a lot of weird and ridiculous stuff.
And now we have the proof! A hilarious Twitter account called Crap on LinkedIn collects all the absurd things that people have the nerve to post on that website that is supposed to be used in a professional manner. But you know how people are…
Are these people clueless, crazy, or just insane? Who knows?!?!
But, we should all be very appreciative of the people behind this Twitter account because it provides a lot of comic relief, I’ll tell you that much.
1. Why is this on LinkedIn?
Can anyone explain this to me?
2003: LinkedIn social network for professionals launches
2020: LinkedIn beauty tips! #linkedin #porefessionals (sorry) pic.twitter.com/Z3VBNQDRvW— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) September 1, 2020
2. I’ve been everywhere, man.
It’s kind of like that Johnny Cash song.
Afternoon Professionals! #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/IjscoPJwpr
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) September 1, 2020
3. Now I’m confused.
What are you trying to do here, sir?
Food for thought #linkedin pic.twitter.com/WCebrPS77V
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 29, 2020
4. A lot of elements missing.
You might need to hire an editor.
There are several elements missing from this “I helped someone in need then talked about it on LinkedIn” post #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/g1XbxMtvLO
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 28, 2020
5. I see what you’re trying to do…
But it’s still kind of perplexing.
Short people will save the world #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/5KygILRFXC
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) December 3, 2019
6. That’s kind of a long time to wait.
Keep waiting…keep waiting…
Also very, very irritating for the person who asked you a question #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/1UK7MfZPpT
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 16, 2019
7. Just a piece of paper.
Words of wisdom, right here.
And the 3.7 GPA, Health Sciences major and internship at FB definitely didn't help get you the interview in the first place #linkedin pic.twitter.com/7h7iovN2Mj
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 28, 2020
8. Hmmm. Okay…
MAN AGE MEN T. Got it?
Sorry it’s a day late guys
MAN AGE MEN T #saturday_sales pic.twitter.com/WNua1Bxb6Q— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 14, 2020
9. Sounds like a great opportunity.
For what? I’m not sure yet…
Fantastic opportunity to hire a feisty, ambitious employee who only needs to be paid in smiles #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/KdT2MZTiym
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 13, 2020
10. Pat yourself on the back.
A raise might be nice, though…
tHaNkYoUuU #linkedin pic.twitter.com/JX16TQYYpK
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) February 10, 2020
11. This is just strange.
I’m dazed and confused over this one.
Amy has some strange ponderings in her field #linkedin pic.twitter.com/VqGXPbHlip
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 21, 2020
12. Are you gonna double tap on this?
Seems like a risky way to put yourself out there.
Ohhh professionals #smh #linkedin pic.twitter.com/MIB4hEel2u
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 2, 2020
13. This guy is the TOTAL PACKAGE.
Stay out of his way!
After a landslide of nominations, Josh from BAMF Media makes a triumphant return shooting proposals out of his arse #linkedin pic.twitter.com/dBO6g1oSCM
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) August 5, 2018
14. Is it really worth more than cold, hard cash?
What do YOU think?
Good for you Marko #linkedin pic.twitter.com/68WwW2AOdq
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 29, 2020
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, tell us about some of the most ridiculous things you’ve ever encountered while you’ve been on the job search.
We can’t wait to hear from you!