It can be pretty tough to navigate Twitter sometimes.
There’s so much content flying at you from all directions that you don’t know what to focus on. But that’s where we come in!
We like to find hilarious tweets for you to enjoy so you can block out all the excess noise and zone in on the good stuff! Because if not, it’s like wandering around in the wilderness with your head up your…well, you know what I’m talking about.
And nobody wants that!
So enjoy these tweets and keep checking back for more collections of hilarity from us.
1. Keeping telling yourself that…
It does sound pretty good.
I’m not day drinking, I’m microdosing alcohol
— luke schwartz is nice now (@LukeDoesStuff) September 6, 2020
2. I see what you did there!
And I’m impressed!
to prevent theft, the declaration of independence is now locked in a nicolas cage
— linc (@lincnotfound) September 4, 2020
3. At least you’re honest.
Old Salami Lips is back again.
No, I'm not wearing lipgloss, I've just been eating salami.
— Hurricane Warning🐞 (@toomanycommas3) September 4, 2020
4. That does not look good.
Good luck with that!
So my university provided us with masks pic.twitter.com/kTmvDX2Trf
— Beth Whitlock (@beth_whitlock) September 4, 2020
5. Cat people are pretty intense.
I’d tread carefully if I were you…
me @ non-cat people pic.twitter.com/QuHg2kb4VL
— ian (@looongpause) September 3, 2020
6. That’s pretty much all of us right now.
Hey, why lie about it?
I Know What You Did Last Summer, but it was just us getting fat and sad
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) September 5, 2020
7. You’re an unbearable teenager!
You know it’s the truth!
Twitter is 14 this year which explains the fucken attitude round here
— Girl on the Hill (@Mom_Overboard) September 6, 2020
8. Not a bad life plan.
We all know about the issues with women’s pockets.
I only date men for all that extra pocket space
— queen joheen (@queenjoheen) September 5, 2020
9. It’s gonna get much worse.
So buckle up…
i was talking to a new therapist today and giving her my personal history and at one point she just whispered “wow that’s terrible” and i had to be like sweetie we’re only at 2015 right now we have 5 more years to cover and spoiler alert it gets worse
— Esmé (@livestrongfree) September 2, 2020
10. Vegans…oh, boy.
Some of them can be a bit much.
People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then……. do coke!!!!
— September Photo Shoots Available (@pastrykream) September 4, 2020
11. Dad was right!
Father knows best. Always.
my dad: you'll understand when you're older
me, 25: literally what the fuck is happening ever
— that one seal (@ellewasamistake) October 4, 2019
12. Seriously. What are they thinking?
I’d be quiet if I were you.
My tween talks a lot of smack for someone whose entire social existence currently depends on MY Wifi.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 12, 2020
13. That is not a good look.
And yes, everyone is judging you.
The new walk of shame is accidentally walking the wrong way down the one-way grocery store aisle with an overpriced package of toilet paper in your arms.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 13, 2020
Have you seen anything particularly funny on social media lately?
Memes? Tweets? Photos?
If so, please share them with us in the comments! Thanks!