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The bottom line is you’re gonna love these tweets and they’re gonna make you laugh. So get started!
1. Yeah, this is totally overrated.
When does the fun stuff start? Ever?
https://twitter.com/priinnydior/status/1447910302876684291?s=20
2. It sounds like he didn’t put any of the hard work in.
Another person BLOCKED.
https://twitter.com/phelixxx__/status/1447927722764914693?s=20
3. Don’t you think lifetime appointments are weird?
And I’m talking about ANY job out there…
absolutely cannot relate to supreme court justices not wanting to retire. i’ve been ready to stop working since the day i started. sociopathic behavior.
— lana del slay (@lanadelslayee) October 10, 2021
4. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.
I mean, just look at the track record.
“i’ll just get up early tomorrow and finish it”
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
— my book is better than my tweets (@MichellCClark) October 12, 2021
5. Good luck to you!
You’re gonna need it…
Me whenever a close friend gets into a serious relationship pic.twitter.com/Cjlu1bV8fQ
— julia (@juliashiplett) October 4, 2021
6. This sounds very fishy to me…
You have to get to the bottom of this…
My boyfriend hasn’t texted me back in 20 minutes, does he have a secret family
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 12, 2021
7. You’re making a lot of people feel terrible about themselves.
There’s no disputing this fact.
https://twitter.com/iamryanbeck/status/1447913452555620358?s=20
8. It’s almost impossible at this point.
And I’ve had enough of it!
Is it me or is CAPTCHA getting harder?
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) October 12, 2021
9. They’re attracted to you for some reason.
Maybe it’s a sign of good luck?
I was looking at my favorite building in Rome, contemplating the beauty of this ancient city when, of course, a bird shat on my glasses. That makes time number 7!
— Kenice Mobley (@kenicemobley) October 13, 2021
10. Yeah, that doesn’t really add up.
Get with the times, Gramps!
https://twitter.com/onlyfeelx/status/1447913469722828809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1447913469722828809%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F18-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755005%2F
11. You do you!
Ain’t no shame in your game!
Ignoring the red flags on my tl just like i do in real life 😂😂😂
— ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Hennessseey__) October 12, 2021
12. Little do they know…
People just need to keep their mouths shut.
Random angry men messaging me to tell me women aren’t funny, then listing the names of male comedians I could “only dream of being as good as”, and them being people I’ve written for, is what I’m having for my dinner tonight
— Laura (@fairycakes) October 11, 2021
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